Soy Un Butterball by Perch Theatre

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Soy Un Butterball
By: Perch Theatre

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Parody of "Loser" by Beck (peterpuck9)

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O'er to Grandma's through the river and the woods
Been up since five to be cooking up the goods
With the turkey and the gravy and the risk of your life
'Cause Grandpa's holding the electric knife
And the football game on the big TV
Uncle John wears the pants that comes in a bunch
And the house is too warm as my mom and Aunt Cecil resume their feud
And I'm just waitin' for the food

Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me?
(I don't want any yams!)
Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me?

Everybody tries to give thanks to the past
Then Dad tells a joke and nobody laughs
And little Amy steals your ginger ale
And we don't talk to Donny who's still in jail
And the second game starts at four
And my mind is a million miles away
On scared little pilgrims rammed into shore
When Uncle John starts turning blue in the face
'Cause he ate too fast; choking on a drumstick

Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me?
(Give him the Heimleich!)
Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me?

Grandma, you're wearing too much perfume!
Turn down the heat in the living room!
Uncle John, watch where you spill that beer!
You did that "magic trick" LAST year!
Aunt Cecil say mine sticks above my chest
I'm not WEARING one; she's manically depressed
So I go with the kids to the den upstairs
To watch "The Lion King" and then we watch it again
And my Dad says, "We're leaving! Get your butt in gear!"
And it's over; the longest night of the year!

Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me?
(We're all out of Tums!)
Soy un Butterball
I'm a turkey, baby
So why don't you grill me? (ChrisWolvie)

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	11-21-20, #AOTA-201121	11-17-12, #AOTA-121117
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