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Star Trek Life 
By: Sudden Death
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Duration: 3:04 
Release Date: 2000  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (peterpuck9) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • On the album "Fatal Accident Zone" available at (peterpuck9)
  • Parody of "Hard Knock Life" by Jay-Z which was a rap based on a song from the musical "Annie" (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    Steadda work outs, feed my gut
    It's a Star Trek life

    I'm standin' in a line a-waitin', the new movie
    And I've been here for a couple days, I'm drivin' a car
    That looks like a Klingon Bird of Prey, I know the exchange
    rate to convert dollars to latinum, you know my type
    The perfect complement for when we dine, is Blood Wine
    People think I'm out of my Vulcan mind, oh well
    Where all my homes with the rubber ears, and fake hair
    It may seem highly illogical, I don't care
    I'd love to build a replica of Quark's, we don't dare
    Get upset by all the snide remarks, and funny stares
    I put on a Starfleet uniform and strutted, uh-huh
    I put on some make-up so my face looked rutted, uh-huh
    I grab a B'at L'eth and ack like a hot-head,
    I met Marina Sirtis and greeted her like Butt-Head (hey baby)
    You know I'd love to take her out some day, but the Rules
    Of Acquisition say she'd have to pay

    It's a Star Trek life for us
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    Steada pizza, we eat Gach
    Steada Fido, he's Tuvac
    It's a Star Trek life

    My beer belly hangs out, of the t-shirt
    That I've had since 1983, all faded and stained
    We live at conventions, spendin' my entire pension
    I took a pill that made my blood turn green, I prefer that
    I go to bed wishin', that I wake up on a five year mission
    I had a vision of Gawron, said I have no
    Honor, and I'll never get on a girl or two
    I want all those cool toys, from the Klingon knives
    To the phasers, transporters, holidecks, and warp drives
    And it'd be great to let Seven of Nine assimilate me,
    Got a phaser for a remote control, deflector dish for my
    Cereal bowl, lost my keys in a wormhole
    My license plate reads NC1709-D,
    I only wish it could go Warp 3

    It's a Star Trek life for us
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    Steadda papers, read e-zines
    Steadda mother-in-law, The Borg Qween
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    It's a Star Trek life for us
    Steadda datin', we roll play
    Steadda "good luck", say Q'apla!
    It's a Star Trek life
    Current Rating 9.9 (3 votes)
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