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| "****" is censored on the "Demento's Mementos" album. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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OK, ready? (Oh, ya.) (ya..ya, etc.)
Well, quit tunin' your tuba!
I know you've ofter vondered vot der Svedens do fer fun
You think we make der movies vere dey show der lotsa buns
You think we have dose nudie girls that's really ouder sight
but it's so cold in Sveden that their **** would get frostbite
So we vatch de American movies; we vatch them all day long
Dose vesterns vith their cowpokes dat sing dose silly songs
So we make our own vestern, but all we have is goats
We don't have no heifer cows, so we have to be goatpokes
Yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yayyyyy
I don't know why ve yell dis, but ve yell it all der day
Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yeeeeee
Riding on those horsies wants to make you take a rest
Yumpin' yiminy
Yumpin' yiminy
"Hey dere, Sven. Vere ya goin dere, goatpoke?"
"I dunno, but I'm goin' anyvay!"
We start to make de movie; we decide to rob der bank
but ve forget to use the bullets they call blanks
So ven the shooting started, the actors dropped like flies
We had to cut the movie short 'cause no one did survive
So I became the actor and I was really tough
until I lifted Gertrude; I got a hernia
So yump up on my horsie; it really was a fuss
Instead of wearing a gun belt, I had to wear a truss
Yump up on my horsie and my groin it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Ya! Dat vas really good! Ya! ya!, etc.
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(4 votes)
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| Played on 24 shows: |
 | 07-23-13, #BWR-13-07-23 |  | 11-30-86, #KMET-86-48 |
| 03-31-12, #AOTA-120331 | | 11-09-86, #KMET-86-45 |
| 03-31-12, #ISGD-12-13 | | 03-31-85, #85-13 |
| 11-13-10, #10-46 | | 08-12-84, #84-33 |
| 03-29-09, #09-13 | | 03-18-84, #84-12 |
| 03-02-08, #08-09 | | 05-15-83, #83-20 |
| 10-08-06, #MMS-48 | | 10-17-82, #82-42 |
| 09-16-01, #01-37 | | 09-19-82, #82-38 |
| 04-25-99, #99-17 | | 08-15-82, #82-33 |
| 07-06-97, #97-27 | | 05-23-82, #82-21 |
| 06-06-93, #93-23 | | 05-09-82, #82-19 |
| 08-23-92, #92-34 | | 04-11-82, #82-15 |
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