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Disc: 1
1
My Name Is ART
2
Purple Bananas (on the moon)
2
Purple Bananas (on the moon)
2
Purple Bananas (on the moon)
2
Purple Bananas (on the moon)
3
Just a Noise
4
My Cat Was Taking a Bath
4
My Cat Was Taking a Bath
5
Just a Pest
6
The Worst Restaurant
7
WHAT radio
8
Pink Pants
8
Pink Pants
9
WEIRD radio
10
Maybe You think Im Weird
10
Maybe You think Im Weird
11
KLONE Radio Station
12
Dead Skunk Perfume
13
KRUD Radio Station
14
Waltz With Me Wanda
14
Waltz With Me Wanda
15
Swatting a Fly
15
Swatting a Fly
16
Infinity
17
Commercial
17
Commercial
18
5
19
Drink Milk Rap
19
Drink Milk Rap
20
The Cow T-shirt Jingle
21
Scratch In the Record
22
I Want To Be Madonna?
23
The One Chord Song
24
I Just Made It Up
25
The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote
26
This Ones Even Shorter
27
One Note
28
Are You Gullible
29
Top 10 Reasons
30
I'm Blue
31
Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
32
Corn Joke
33
I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
34
Cat/Horse Joke
35
I Dont Want To Find Waldo
36
A News Bulletin
37
I Like My Mother
37
I Like My Mother
38
The 1st Church of Beatlemania
39
Scary Techno Song #5006
40
Choke Soda
41
They Wont Play this on the Country Western Radio
42
Kermit the Frog Aftershave
43
Girlfriend With a Car
44
Thanksgiving Stuffing
45
Santa Claus Twist
46
The Christmas Book Club
47
Venison Christmas
48
Santa is Elvis
49
The Latest Elvis Imitator
50
At the Elvis Concert
51
I Want a Date with the Menards Lady
52
In the Cheap Rent District
53
Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich
53
Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich
54
The End
The Best of Art Paul Schlosser
By:
Art Paul Schlosser
Download Album (MP3) - $9.99
Here are the words of The great LukeSki who compiled The Best of Art Paul Schlosser: If you haven't heard of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER before,Dr Demento described his work as "outsider music" and other DJs have compared him to such established funny music artists like Wild Man Fischer,Wesley Willis,Jandek,and even the fictitious cartoon character "Brak".In 2001,ART PAUL made a splash on "the Dr Demento show" with his song "Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich".He certainly got a big reaction from funny music fans and DJs alike,many of them wondering one thing;"Is this guy for real ?" Well I can assure you he is,having run into him as he was performing his unique brand of music next to the capitol building in our mutual hometown of Madison,Wisconsin.His energetic and positive personality shines through in his infectious acoustic guitar & kazoo driven original songs.I picked up his 7 CDs,began corresponding with him about funny music,and even made an appearance on his weekly cable access TV show on WYOU.Art was interested in getting more comedy DJs to play his music,but was not sure how to go about it.I volunteered to take the best tracks from his previous CD releases,and compile them onto one CD to send off to those DJs.ART liked this compilation of his funnier stuff so much that he decided to release it as an official "Best Of ART PAUL"CD,which is what are holding in your hands(Or could be)right now.If the only song by ART PAUL you've heard is "Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich",let me say that there is alot more to ART PAUL than that.His experimental keyboard work is all right,but it pales in comparison to his years of acoustic guitar work.I encourage you to trust me and give this CD a spin,I'm sure you'll find yourself laughing along with ART PAUL very soon.I recommend "Pink Pants"myself.On behalf of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER,thanks for listening and enjoy-The Great LukeSki.Oh and BTW please listen to my radio show on the Internet on Thursday Nights(Where you can hear more of ART PAUL)at http://www.lukeski.com/dementiarevoloution.htm to request your favorite song E-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com
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2003
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This is ART PAUL's 10th CD which was envisioned and compiled by the great Lukeski to help Art Paul get more radio play.
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