Track Descriptions:
01. "This is SATV station I.D. with announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - a takeoff on the SCTV station identification jingle.
02. "Lady and the Tramp (Program Advisory)" (2012, released on 9/18/2012) - a parody of one of the network announcements when they are substituting a special in place of a regularly scheduled program.
03. "Tonight at 8" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a parody of a network programming announcement.
04. "Krazy Crackers" (2004, released on 9/13/2005) - another Wacky Package come-to-life fake ad.
05. "Hilary Duff Beer" (released on 7/31/2007) - the sketch with two men from The Great Big North who talk about a celebrity named beer on their program. It serves as a tribute to Bob and Doug McKenzie and their show within a show on SCTV called "The Great White North", a cult favorite. This sketch does a salute to Bob and Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas") from the "SCTV Network 90" days of 1981-83 on NBC.
06. "Taco Hell (2008 mix)" (released on 8/19/2008) - remixed for 2008. It's a parody of a fast food restauraunt featuring a manager from the fires below. It's a a flaming mad commercial where a customer really gets the owner/manager of a taco stand very angry all because he wouldn't buy a drink.
07. "Kentucky Fried Fingers" (released on 7/18/2006) - yet another Wacky Package come to life. This features chickens that go psycho.
08. "Numbered TV Shows on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.
09. "HDTV Dinners" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - upgrade your dinner to high definition.
10. "Tricks Practical Joker Cereal" (2004, released on 9/13/2005) - another Wacky Package come to life.
11. "Bam (w/o sketch)" (originally released on 7/18/2006 with sketch, mix without sketch released 6/26/2010) - another Wacky Package come to life. The Buttvis and Beehead sketch was spun off into separate track on another album.
12. "Today on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.
13. "Movie and Sports Week on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.
14. "Music Week on SATV" (2007, released on 2/26/2008) - a spoof of an TV announcement.
15. "CP/M 21" (2007, released on 6/1/2009) - an original operating system gets a major overhaul for the 21st century!
16. "Crap's Jr. with David Hasselhoff" (released on 7/31/2007) - this commercial parody is based on an Internet video about David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger on the floor.
17. "Achoo Sneezing Powder" (2006, released on 7/31/2007) - still another Wacky Package come to life.
18. "Fred's Bank" (released on 2/26/2008) - he's his own bank.
19. "El Zono de Pollo Loco" (released on 7/9/2009) - this is a dark sendup of a commercial that makes fun of a competitor's greasy fried chicken being eaten by a dying consumer.
20. "Coco Crisp" (released on 7/31/2007) - it's a baseball player and a cereal in this takeoff of the Saturday Night Live "Shimmer" commercial spoof from 1975.
21. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Reagan vs. Gorbachev (alt music)" (released on 6/26/2010) - what if it was 1985 when these two once ruled their own countries and they did this conversation in the style of a Mac vs. PC commercial?
22. "Glenn Beck Easy Hang Up (celebrity voice impersonated)" (released on 6/26/2010) - this sendup of a device you attatch to a telephone features a radio talk show host who had a meltdown on the air.
23. "Burger Dictator" (released on 7/24/2009) - what if the burger place was a dictatorship instead of a monarchy?
24. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Atari vs. Intellivision (alt music)" (released on 6/26/2010) - this time, it's 1981, and the Mac vs. PC style invades the early video game console battle.
25. "I.D. Secure" (released on 8/15/2009) - be very careful about giving out your Social Security number, like, don't give it out over the air where millions of people will make a note of it.
26. "CBS Daytime 2009" (released on 10/1/2009) - It's a "Whose Line Is It Anyway" way of casting the five daytime CBS shows.
27. "Crappy's Land Line Phones" (released on 9/12/2009) - let's go back to the simpler days where telephones were once on a cord.
28. "Mac vs. PC Spoof: Coke vs. Pepsi (alt music)" (edit) (released on 6/26/2010) - it's the cola wars Mac vs. PC style!
29. "Tennessee Fried Chicken's Rebuttal" (released on 9/16/2009) - Colonel Flanders gets to rebut on his competetor's slamming of his restaurants in their ads.
30. "Mannah Fontana Products" (released on 9/27/2009) - could Hannah Montana canned squid be far behind?
31. "Today on ABZ" (released on 10/28/2009) - what TV seems to be like on ABC.
32. "Crappy's Rabbit Ear Antennas" (released on 9/17/2009) - ditch expensive cable and return to free TV!
33. "Earl Lieb's Meat Market (no music)" (released on 10/28/2009) - a send up of those meat slaughterhouse businesses.
34. "Today on NBZ" (released on 10/28/2009) - another sendup of network TV promos.
35. "The CW Fall 2009 Lineup (no music)" (released on 10/28/2009) - recycling old ideas is the theme of the network.
36. "Bankruptcy Blowout" (released on 10/28/2009) - seen some ads that mention everything, except...
37. "Today on the Dizmal Channel" (released on 10/28/2009) - it's wall-to-wall Hannah Montana, with Mickey Mouse nowhere to be found.
38. "Mac vs. PC vs. Stan (alt music)" (clean) (released on 6/26/2010) - a tribute to the genius advertising mind of Stan Freberg.
39. "Lighten Up" (released on 10/28/2009) - a crazy product that you won't legally see.
40. "Man Up Centers" (released on 5/6/2010) - is broadcast network TV turning men into wimps? Something like this should shape them up!
41. "Papa Yawn's Pizza (2012 mix)" (original version 2005, originally released on 7/18/2006, remixed version released 9/18/2012) - somebody had to make fun of their slogan "Better this, better that" by making a parody emphasizing how boring the pizza place really is. (note: original mix discarded)
42. "This is SATV station I.D. w/o announcer" (released on 2/26/2008) - same as the first track without the announcer.