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Duration: 1:40 
Release Date: 7/31/2007  (davidtanny) 
Lyrics By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Music By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Produced By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Released By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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  • 20. "Coco Crisp" (released on 7/31/2007) - it's a baseball player and a cereal in this takeoff of the Saturday Night Live "Shimmer" commercial spoof from 1975. (davidtanny)
  • This fake commercial is a parody of the 1975 Saturday Night Live sketch called "Shimmer", which was a floor wax and a dessert topping. (davidtanny)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Gilda: New Coco Crisp is a cereal

    Dan: No. New Coco Crisp is a baseball player.

    Gilda: It's a cereal

    Dan: It's a baseball player.

    Gilda: It's a cereal, I'm telling you!

    Dan: It's a baseball player, you cow!

    Chevy: Hey, hey hey! Settle down, you two.
    New Coco Crisp is a cereal AND a baseball player.
    Here, I'll just pour some Coco Crisp in your cereal bowl,
    And I'll place some Coco Crisp in the center field.

    Gilda: Hey, this cereal is great.

    Dan: And look at him catch that long fly ball!

    Chevy: New Coco Crisp has all of the essential vitamins and minerals
    to give you energy, while still having enough energy to play all nine innings.

    Gilda: Coco has given me enough energy to get me through today's chores.

    Dan: Coco has enough energy to hit the ball and run around the bases.

    Chevy: Sure does, and Coco Crisp is in the starting lineups of your
    daily breakfast, as well as a major league baseball team.

    Gilda: And it's delicious!

    Dan: He played with the Cleveland Indians for four years before playing
    for the Boston Red Sox this year.

    Chevy: Coco Crisp has over five years' experience in your breakfast
    bowl as well as the outfield.

    Dan: Honey, I'm helping Coco Crisp practice some batting. Do you want
    to join me in the backyard?

    Gilda: Wow. I can have Coco Crisp and eat it too.

    Chevy: (laughs) New Coco Crisp, for the best ballgame
    you've ever tasted.
    Current Rating 7.6 (1 vote)
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