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| 05. "Hilary Duff Beer" (released on 7/31/2007) - the sketch with two men from The Great Big North who talk about a celebrity named beer on their program. It serves as a tribute to Bob and Doug McKenzie and their show within a show on SCTV called "The Great White North", a cult favorite. This sketch does a salute to Bob and Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas")
from the "SCTV Network 90" days of 1981-83 on NBC. (davidtanny) |
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"Hilary Duff Beer"
David Tanny
Stupid Audio 4.0
http://www.davidtanny.com
NOTES:
Rob's voice is more smooth.
Dig's voice is more gruff.
background: two voices chanting Lindsay Lohan over and over again.
Rob: Is he gone now?
Dig: Yes.
Rob and Dig stop chanting Lindsay Lohan, catching their breath.
Rob: Alright. We finally got rid of him.
Dig: That guy was getting on my nerves, Rob.
Rob: No doubt about it. OK. Go, hoser. Go!
Dig: sing variation of the Great White North theme.
Rob: Good Day, welcome to the Great Big North.
I'm Rob MacKenton and this is my brother Dig.
Dig: Howz it goin' eh?
Rob: Ok so good day, welcome to our super special subject for this week.
Dig: What's so special about it, hosehead?
Rob: It's so special because this week's topic is beer.
Dig: I like that subject, Rob. Like, it's a big part of my culture.
Rob: But this week, hoser, it's not just any beer, Dig.
Dig: Are you hosin' me, Rob?
Rob: No, man, it's our new favorite beer,
Dig: Take off!
Rob: No, you take off!
Dig: Tell me what's so special about this beer?
Rob: This beer is just out today. It's fresh and smooth.
Dig: Freshly brewed beer?
Rob: Exactly. It's the new Hilary Duff Beer.
Dig: Stop lyring, eh?
Rob: This is true, hoser.
Dig: Oh yea?
Rob: Yea, hosehead.
Dig: What's so special about this beer?
Rob: Hillary Duff Beer is named after our favorite actress, Hilary Duff.
Dig: Our favorite actress?
Rob: Exactly.
Dig: Take off, hosehead.
Rob: No, it's true. Hillary Duff is the best actress in the world.
Dig: I like Amanda Bynes better, Rob.
Rob: But Amanda isn't cool.
Dig: What about Lindsay Lohan.
Rob: She has too many problems.
Dig: Take off. She's cuter.
Rob: Doesn't matter, hoser. Cute has nothing to do with it.
Dig: Hilary can't sing and she makes bombs in the movies.
Rob: OK. You got me. At least she's cuter than Amanda and Lindsay.
Dig: Then why a beer named after her, hosehead?
Rob: Because she's full of body and flavor.
Dig: Wait until Lindsay and Amanda get their own beers.
Rob: Take off.
Dig: I'll get them their own beers and they can take down Hilary for beer dominance.
Rob: That's ridiculous, hoser.
Dig: They'll succeed, and sell millions of cans.
Rob: I'll see to it that Hillary has the best looking cans to get more people
to buy them.
Dig: Lindsay and Amanda will have shinier cans.
Rob: Now you're being ridiculous, hoser.
Dig: Take off, hosehead.
Rob: OK. Now we're out of time.
Dig: We'll see who wins.
Rob: OK. Now that's it for the topic of the week. Good Day.
Dig: Good Day.
Rob: You really think Amanda is cuter than Hillary?
Dig: Anne Hathaway is far cuter, but not marketable.
Rob: I guess you're right, hoser.
Dig: Just wait until Jamie Lynn Spears turns 18, then we'll both be in trouble.
Rob: Take off.
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| Played on 10 shows: |
 | 09-06-17, #ISGD-17-38 | | 02-15-16, #mmcz-16-01 |
| 06-25-17, #ISGD-17-26 | | 03-05-14, #ISGD-14-15 |
| 06-07-17, #ISGD-17-23 | | 09-27-13, #MMCZ-13-39 |
| 03-15-17, #ISGD-17-11 | | 05-09-13, #ISGD-13-19 |
| 06-03-16, #ISGD-16-24 | | 09-14-07, #MMDT20_07-36 |
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