| Hour 1 |
| Do They Know It's Christmas? |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft |
| How Did This Thing Get in Me - Amy Engelhardt |
| MatriXmas - Joe J. Thomas |
| Twelve Daze of Christmas - Steve Ivings |
| Totally Ridiculous Twelve Days of Christmas (or, A Cat Caught in a Pear Tree), The - Frank Welker w/ The John Bahler Singers |
| Santa Claus' Files Have Been Hacked By The NSA - Funny Once |
| Santa's Gonna Telecommute This Christmas - Power Salad |
| Horny at the Holidays - Barnes & Barnes |
| It's The Most God-Awful Time Of The Year - Patrick Girts |
| Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts |
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas (Studio Version) - Denis Leary |
| Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting), The - Lauren Mayer |
| Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough |
| Hour 2 |
| Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish |
| Chanukah Song, The - Adam Sandler |
| Chanukah Honey - Rachel Bloom |
| Tradition - Smooth-E |
| Festival of Lights - Hanukkah Kids, The |
| Hanukkah Homeboy - Doc Mo She |
| Hanukkah Bird - Smooth-E |
| Hanukkah Hey Ya! - Smooth-E |
| How the Grinch Stole Chanukah - Mike Toomey |
| Chanukah (Eight Days a Week) - Bobs, The |
| Dreidel Playa - MC Lars |
| Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela |
| Where Are All the Songs About Chanukah? - Drew Jacobs & His Nice Jewish Boys |
| A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah - Lauren Mayer |
| Twas the Night Before the Seventh Day of Chanukah - Ron Coden |
| Hour 3 |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Tyler, the Creator |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Bob Malone |
| Grinch, The - Medicine King |
| Tree's on Fire - Cledus T. Judd |
| Hey Skinny Santa! - JD McPherson |
| Slim Santa - Frazer Smith |
| Radiclausation - Nick Tozzi |
| Yuletide Five |
| (It's a) Tom Waits Christmas - Pony Death Ride |
| Reindeer - Kirby Krackle |
| Christmas on 45 - Holly & The Ivy's |
| 12 Days of Christmas, The - Loud House, The |
| Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Bonus Round |
| Saint Nick Dick Pic - Amy Engelhardt |
| Give the Jew Girl Toys - Sarah Silverman |