| Hour 1 |
| Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer |
| Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci |
| What The Hell Has Christmas Come To? - Young Jeffrey |
| Lean Christmas - Devo Spice |
| Baby It's Cold Outside (Hoth Version) - Kirby Krackle feat. The Doubleclicks |
| Kissed By An Elf - James@War - Eurhythmics |
| Winter Wonderland |
| Carol of the WAA - Bitfinity (Matthew Taranto) |
| House Tickle Pfeiffer - Schaffer the Darklord |
| Hobby Lobby Christmas - Pony Death Ride |
| Yes, Virginia... Even Santa Can't Escape From Reality! |
| Santa Got a D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton |
| Santa Claus is On The Dole - Spitting Image |
| Santa Got a Sunburn - Barefoot Man, The |
| Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolph |
| Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro |
| Hour 2 |
| Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer |
| Paul the Forgotten Reindeer - Snot Roquemore |
| Bradley, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer - Michael James |
| Gary the Green-Nosed Reindeer - MC Lars |
| Radical Reindeer - N*F*ECT |
| Lem, the Orphan Reindeer - Kathy Garver |
| Randolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer - Jarry Cannan |
| Damn It, I'm Vixen - Brian Beathard Orchestra |
| Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer - Phil Johnson & Roadside Attraction |
| Rudolph's on Steroids - Drew Jacobs & Swingbatter |
| Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman |
| Look What I Saw You Do - Daniel J. Ferguson |
| Santa Claus is Watching You - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers |
| Fat Like Santa - Dale Jarvis |
| Must Be Santa - Billy Nayer Show, The |
| Santa on Titan - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto |
| Hour 3 |
| Gridlock Christmas - Hollytones, The |
| Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers |
| It's Christmas in Lumania - Barnes & Barnes |
| Perfect Gift, The - Megathruster feat. 2d6 |
| I'm Goin' Out of My Mind - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre |
| Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg |
| Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer - Robert Lund |
| Yuletide Five |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Tyler, the Creator |
| Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo 'N Patsy |
| Humbug - Owl City |
| Merry Christmas Elvis - Michele Cody |
| Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version), The - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft |
| Bonus Round |
| Maximum Effort (Minimum Fudge) - Bonecage |
| Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer - Matt Rogers |