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HalfBee's Blog
Topic: The Bare Truth
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fiogf49gjkf0d Now back in my youth, the streak was the rage
And in skinny dipping we would sometimes engage
Keep clear of the poison oak
Evergreen needles that poke
Don't do it any more once you pass a certain age
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fiogf49gjkf0d Or you could have called this blog "The Full Monty......."
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fiogf49gjkf0d Your title of your blog reminded me of this Joel Mabus song that I think could have fit perfect with the recent Mad Music Show:
The Naked Truth by Joel Mabus
Now, Truth and Falsehood were the best of friends.
That's the way this little story begins.
Way back yonder when the world was young,
These two girls went out to have some fun,
And that's the naked truth - That's the naked truth -
That's the naked truth - You know I wouldn't lie to you.
Now, you could always tell Truth by the dress she wore -
It was a long, flowing gown, way down to the floor,
Silky, silky, pearly white,
A little lace collar that she buttoned up tight,
And that's the naked truth...
Falsehood, on the other hand, she wore a dress of red -
A tight, sassy little number, turn your head.
Fishnet stockings and the high heel pumps,
A slit up the side make a dead man jump,
And that's the naked truth...
Now these two good-lookin', fun-lovin' gals -
( Uh, did I tell ya they were the best of pals? Yeah.)
They decided to go skinny dippin' one day -
Stripped buff naked and they swam away.
Well,that's when Falsehood cooked up her wicked idea:
She said, "Truth, honey, you just keep swimmin' , now, hear?
I'm gonna sit up on the beach and get me a little sun."
Mmm-huh, that's how the trouble begun.
You see, because Falsehood put on the dress of white.
She buttoned it up, buttoned it up, buttoned it up tight.
She laughed to herself, she said, "Wait 'til people see -
They'll think it's Truth comin', and it's gonna be me!"
Well then truth come out of the water drippin' wet.
Took one look at falsehood, -- she said "Is this the thanks I get?
I take off my dress for one tiny little minute,
I turn around and there's my best friend in it!"
mmmmhhh
Falsehood said, "You don't get the joke, here's the set-up
I wear your clothes, you get into my get-up."
Truth said, "Uh-Uh, girl, that won't do.
I'd rather go naked than be mistaken for you!"
And that's the naked truth,
That's the naked truth,
That's why we call her naked truth,
You know I wouldn't lie to you. (nudus veritas)
Well that's the way it is to this very day -
Something looks a little too good, you better just walk away,
'Cause a pretty little dress can cover up a lie,
But Truth goes naked - she's got nothin' to hide.
That's the naked truth - warts and all -
It’s the naked truth – yeah, she’s a little lumpy these days , but
She's the naked truth - tell her coming or going -
The naked truth -
You know I wouldn't lie - I wouldn't lie to you.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Any time Terri. Count on me to provide vivid details of imperfect body masses and functions.
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fiogf49gjkf0d thanks for the mental picture, Sick Puppy.
Terri M.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Regarding your last line....
We still want to do it once we pass a certain age, except we know that it will gross everybody out.
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