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jammin DIA's Blog
Topic: Happy Birthday Grapevine Girl
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fiogf49gjkf0d Yesterday was Grapevine Girl's birthday. Publishing it here so others can wish her one too. Happy Birthday Wendy.
Joel
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks Wayne.... That was quick work!
Good to see the first Tom Smith CD I ever bought is now listed. Some references in the lyrics are slightly dated, but on the whole it's a great CD.
Captain Wayne:
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Oversight amended...
www.themadmusicarchive.com/album_details.aspx?AlbumID=7857
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fiogf49gjkf0d Glad to see that cthulhu.com is once again active. Tom Smith made reference to it years ago in his song, Cthulhu Lite F.M. (How is it that song got missed on the archive... How is it the CD it appeared on (Plugged) got missed?) At the time, it was used to promote a movie based on the H.P. Lovecraft classic, but more recently it was lost in cyberspace. Glad to see it's back again... and you don't need to use Explorer.
fm123:
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Cthulhu For President - www.cthulhu.com/
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fiogf49gjkf0d How do we know that we didn't just elect him? This 'Obama' was born in the middle of the Pacific after all...and what else rises from the Pacific that makes people insane and you never see coming- besides Chinese submarines? Right! If we start seeing non-Euclidean architecture sprouting up in R'lyeh...er, Washington soon, then we'll know.
fm123:
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Cthulhu For President - www.cthulhu.com/
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fiogf49gjkf0d Cthulhu For President - www.cthulhu.com/
Stavro Arrgolus:
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Hmm..Maybe it's just a left coast thing, but I think you'd have to have a good look at Cthulhu to want to have a go at that stuff. I'm pretty sure that the 'varks can't generate 'available tar' to seal up driveways with by eating that stuff. Gotta stick to rubber hamsters full of questionable chemicals. Maybe if there was some 'Cthulhu brand' inanimate octopus made out of shredded tires and the entrails of 'unclean' goats.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hmm..Maybe it's just a left coast thing, but I think you'd have to have a good look at Cthulhu to want to have a go at that stuff. I'm pretty sure that the 'varks can't generate 'available tar' to seal up driveways with by eating that stuff. Gotta stick to rubber hamsters full of questionable chemicals. Maybe if there was some 'Cthulhu brand' inanimate octopus made out of shredded tires and the entrails of 'unclean' goats.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Here is a picture of exactly what they eat:
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fiogf49gjkf0d Baby octopus? Maybe they're actually the spawn of...Cthulhu! If Cthulhu gets into those things, it's no wonder the inanimate animals move by themselves. Or perhaps we just think they do...
fm123:
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The Rubber Hamster™, The Asphalt Aardvark™, and The Wooden Wombat™ are now all made in China. They eat nothing but baby octopus for their main course and they eat belly button lint for their desert.
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fiogf49gjkf0d The Rubber Hamster™, The Asphalt Aardvark™, and The Wooden Wombat™ are now all made in China. They eat nothing but baby octopus for their main course and they eat belly button lint for their desert.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Unlike the Rubber Hamster™ and Asphalt Aardvark™ which are hollow and manufactured to contain various toxic and occasionally explosive substances, the Wooden Wombat™ (as pictured in earlier posts) is solid wood- except for the optional titanium choppers- not pictured- and is more of a tool, display item and occasionally, a flotation device (if the floods of earlier in the year were any indication). Its most useful purpose is opening beer bottles with the durable teeth and is also an effective deterrent to annoying traveling religious people. (You know the ones I mean. No need for brand names) One good bop on the head with the hefty polished cedar wombat and even the most determined of evangelical converter drones will give your house a miss the next time. No homeowner should be without one.
I did try to feed a wooden wombat belly button lint once. It asked what flavor it was. Things went downhill from there, as you might expect.
grapevine-girl:
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Hi - All!!! I see that the demented version of birthdays has finally come around. Wombats - Wooden Ones - What do they eat.
Happy Birthday to all of the December Birthdays on MMA.
Stavro - You are still a youngster....
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fiogf49gjkf0d They eat Belly Button Lint, of course.
Terri M.
grapevine-girl:
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Hi - All!!! I see that the demented version of birthdays has finally come around. Wombats - Wooden Ones - What do they eat.
Happy Birthday to all of the December Birthdays on MMA.
Stavro - You are still a youngster....
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hi - All!!! I see that the demented version of birthdays has finally come around. Wombats - Wooden Ones - What do they eat.
Happy Birthday to all of the December Birthdays on MMA.
Stavro - You are still a youngster....
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fiogf49gjkf0d Looks like "Adventures of Spin & Marty" meets the 'goofy sitcom magic' concept of the '60s. Westerns had a stranglehold on TV in those days. Pop culture legend says that even Star Trek had to be sold to the network as a "Wagon Train to Space" or something. Of course these days, you have to be very careful how you handle your boomerang. The 'flying doctor' you hit will sue. And you still owe the old guy 15 chickens for teaching you to throw the damn thing.
fm123:
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Did you ever hear of this classic Australian TV show from 1965 called "The Magic Boomerang"? They used to throw them at kangaroos and maybe even wombats - www.classicaustraliantv.com/magicboomg.htm
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fiogf49gjkf0d Did you ever hear of this classic Australian TV show from 1965 called "The Magic Boomerang"? They used to throw them at kangaroos and maybe even wombats - www.classicaustraliantv.com/magicboomg.htm
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fiogf49gjkf0d But watch out for the redback on the toilet seat. And the funnel web spiders. And the tiger snakes. And the jackjumpers. And the sharks. And if you have small children...well, the dingos. And the teeth on those wooden wombats are pretty sharp...
peterpuck9:
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Move to Australia. There it's the longest day of the year. :-)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Move to Australia. There it's the longest day of the year. :-)
Bob Guest:
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Not only does my birthday come too close to Christmas, I get ripped off some more by getting the shortest day of the year. (December 21)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Not only does my birthday come too close to Christmas, I get ripped off some more by getting the shortest day of the year. (December 21)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks PDX
pdx-dj1:
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Happies & Marries GG!
(Cool avatar, Jammin!)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Happies & Marries GG!
(Cool avatar, Jammin!)
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fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe those of us born at this time of year are a bit more 'demented' than others. There seem to be quite a few of us with birthdays around now. My dad's birthday was in the fall, too. He'd have been 93 now. 1915...that's 93, yeah. "I was told there would be no math." I'll let you work out from all that how old that'll make me tomorrow. Maybe I'll post that awful DMV picture I got the other day- just to emphasize the point. ...Maybe not.
Well, at least one of us is content with the whole 'another year older' thing.
Happy birthday Wendy.
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fiogf49gjkf0d The 11th? That was my dad's birthday.....Never mind, I just read the Editor's Blog and now I know. Sorry about that.
Stavro Arrgolus:
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My birthday is next week. I try not to think about it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d I will be 49 on Christmas Eve. Hope you had a great one, Wendy!
fm123:
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I will be 49 this Dec. 31st.
Happy BD Wendy!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Happy belated birthday GG.
fm123:
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I will be 49 this Dec. 31st.
Happy BD Wendy!
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fiogf49gjkf0d I will be 49 this Dec. 31st.
Happy BD Wendy!
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fiogf49gjkf0d My birthday is next week. I try not to think about it.
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hope you had a Happy Birthday, Wendy.
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