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Kobi LaCroix's Blog
Topic: A Post About BRUTOMAX!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Ladies and gentlemen!…And children, animals, robots, etc:
BRUTOMAX!, the energy drink that puts nuclear weapons to shame, now has merchandise to go along with those mysteriously infectious commercials.
www.redbubble.com/people/kobi-lacroix/t-shirts/4610228-7-brutomax-the-t-shirt
Maybe someday it'll be an actual product…I hope not.
There's also another ad coming. The script's been written, and I'm actually thinking of including customer testimonials this time around. Which means YOU could to star in this upcoming ad as a loyal BRUTOMAX! customer. If this is your dream (and why wouldn't it be?), drop me a line at kobilacroix@gmail.com or kobifox@zencavern.com, or just reply to this post. I'll hook you up with a copy of the script, which will have the testimonials in there. Send me your best recordings (lossless formats like WAV and FLAC are preferred), and I'll fit the ones I like into the ad. You can also feel free to come up with your own stuff, and if I think it's funny, I might use it in the ad.
Thanks for listening, and KEEP BEING BRUTAL!
EDIT: I've decided to make the script public: www.zencavern.com/brutomax-4.htm The testimonial part is near the bottom.
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fiogf49gjkf0d In the words of Christopher Walken's alter ego, "The Bruce Dickinson"... "BRUTOMAX! is great, but I've Gotta have more cowbell."
Medemia:
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In the words of Christopher Walken... AWESOME!
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fiogf49gjkf0d Maybe a Brutomax MMA banner?
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fiogf49gjkf0d Okay, I think I've got all the recordings I need. Thanks to everybody who submitted! The new ad should be ready "very soon".
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fiogf49gjkf0d WARNING: Due to excessively high content of vitamin schwa, do NOT attempt to use BRUTOMAX! as a replacement for energy water in your coffee maker. Although this is an interesting idea for a methamphetamine substitute, the resulting crater will be detrimental to your property valuation.
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fiogf49gjkf0d In the words of Christopher Walken... AWESOME!
I like the slogan, fortified with vitamin (Schwah). Very awesome.
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