And now, some useless information that somehow makes experiencing this show just a bit better.
The "Arrgula vampires" were not created for this site or my shows here on on iTunes. They were made for The Sims 2 Nightlife DLC (or "expansion", as those things were once called) quite a while ago. This is why all 5 have built-in backstories. The game provided space to give your sims a backstory, so I used it and made a backstory for each.
As if I didn't apply this info with a sledgehammer before, this episode was hosted by "Tyro Arrgula", the youngest of the group at 53. He became undead in 1989 and therefore looks and sounds no older than he did then (thanks to the pitch control in Audacity). Lucky bastard... The whole "never aging" thing pisses off his Uncle Stavro (73) to no end.
The other vampires are infinitely older and take only a passing interest in the show - and they're not too keen on electricity, either. For the majority of their existences, there was no electricity. And as it turns out, undead who don't require electric anything think the internet is a ridiculous concept.
That doesn't stop them from hijacking my shows for their own amusement, though.