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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
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2:45
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4/16/2012 (DJ Particle)
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| Parody of "Kyle, Are You Ian?" by Scooter Picnic (DJ Particle) |
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There’s a tiny little droid kinda looks like a salt-shaker
Can’t really talk but he beeps like a wise-acre
Little piece of junk who steals every scene
From the swamps of Dagobah to the sands of Tattooine
Some people think he’s cute but I think he’s a creep
He can open every door, he can always have a peep
That’s worse than Superman’s x-ray vision
Cause no matter what the codes, R2D2 has permission
To raid your bank account or take pictures of your wife
And post them on your Facebook, and that s**t isn’t right
He can screw up Idol, he can screw up The Voice
And dammit, that s**t is supposed to be people’s choice
He can mess with an election, he can always get his way
That’s what happened in Florida in Y2K
I think that’s terrible, evil, and deplorable
But everyone thinks he’s cute, yeah the girls think he’s adorable
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
You’re as attractive to me as Pelosi in a see-through
So F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
I’ll take you to the airport and send you to Puerto Rico
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
He could solve global warming but he just makes it worse
And he sucks at rhyming and he sucks at free-verse
He comes drunk to a party and he’ll never ever leave
He’s got real bad breath for a dude who doesn’t breathe
He likes showing crappy holograms for everyone to see
But some of those holograms aren’t exactly rated G
Like the time the Emperor had his way with Darth Vader
The droid put that s**t on YouTube a day later
And I didn’t need to see Vader on his knees
Using the Force to its logical extremes
But even that wouldn’t have been offensive to me
But everyone knows holograms are 3-D
Agh! My eyes! I’m in a permanent cringe
Thanks you little bastard, now my retinas are singed
I can’t unremember what you just made me see
Three-P-O, how could you let him do this to me
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
You ruined my life, and ended my libido
So F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
Should have left you in the swamp, or mailed you to Escondido
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
Some might say I’m totally wrong
They say R2 is fine, this is a terrible song
They can think what they want, but did they ever consider
He could have blown up the death star on his own, the little shitter
While we were risking the lives of all those good guys
He could have phoned in a code and de-Imperial-ized
the whole galaxy without lifting a digit
But he didn’t 'cause he’s a malicious metal midget
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
My stupid smartphone has this dream to be you
So F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
F U R2D2, F U R2D2
There's must be a way to Control-Alt-Delete you
F U R2D2, F U R2D2 (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Current Rating
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| Played on 20 shows: |
 | 04-22-23, #AOTA-230422 | | 07-04-12, #MMDT20_12-HY |
| 03-09-18, #WOTR_73 | | 06-29-12, #MMDT20_12-26 |
| 02-20-16, #ISGD-16-09 | | 06-22-12, #MMDT20_12-25 |
| 02-01-16, #MMP-36 | | 06-15-12, #MMDT20_12-24 |
| 01-30-16, #AOTA-160130 | | 06-08-12, #MMDT20_12-23 |
 | 01-30-16, #16-05 | | 06-01-12, #MMDT20_12-22 |
| 01-23-15, #MMDT20_15-04 | | 05-18-12, #MMDT20_12-20 |
| 12-31-12, #MMDT20_12-FY | | 05-11-12, #MMDT20_12-19 |
| 07-20-12, #MMDT20_12-29 | | 05-04-12, #MMDT20_12-18 |
| 07-06-12, #MMDT20_12-27 | | 04-20-12, #MMDT20_12-16 |
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