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  • Has anyone from "Survivor" heard "Tribal Council"? Ryan's friend John, who works on "Survivor," played the song for producer Mark Burnett and host Jeff Probst. They liked it! (staxwax)
  • Parody of "Smooth" by Santana (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm a contestant
    I'm on Survivor and I want to win
    Out in the middle of nowhere
    Hot humid air
    It feels like a drought

    I'm with some strangers
    We're out here facing all the dangers
    But if I'm the complainer
    I'll get voted out

    Like if I said, "This rice ain't cooked enough,
    I'm hot, I want to see my mom"
    Then I'm toast
    My tribe would get in a bad mood
    And then I'm screwed

    Cause they'd form an alliance to get rid of me
    And I'd miss out on a million bucks in prize money
    I only signed up for this to get on TV (better)
    Clean up my act, make some friends
    Or face the tribal council

    I'll tell you one thing
    This castaway stuff is annoying me
    I use a stick to brush my teeth
    Wipe with a leaf
    It smells like a zoo

    People up to no good
    This cranky old guy makes us gather wood
    This other dumb guy eating bugs
    Keeps mumbling, "What would Gilligan do?"

    I really hate this chick who talks a lot
    She's stuck up, and she will not do squat
    But I'll keep her 'round for one more week or two
    Cause she's so cute

    And I just saw a fat guy walk around nude
    And now he's squatting by the ocean while he looks for food
    He's showing off his blubber--hey, man, that's just rude (now)
    Put on some pants, make it quick
    Or face the tribal council

    "Welcome to tribal council everyone. Tim, so far
    you've been accused of stealing food, instigating
    arguments and telling lies about other people. And
    that was just on the plane ride over. The tribe has
    spoken, and the first person voted out of Survivor
    is... Big shock. Tim."

    Now the whole country watched me lose on the show
    And now I am not a millionaire, I'm just a joe
    I guess I'll go back to my job at Home Depot (and)
    Pose naked for magazines
    Or you'll forget about me

    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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