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There was a young sailor who looked through the glass,
And spied a fair mermaid with scales on her island
Where seagulls fly over their nests
She combed the long hair
That over over her shoulders
And caused her to tickle and itch.
The sailor cried out, "There's a beautiful mermaid,"
A-sitting out there on the rocks,
The crew came around a-grabbing their glasses
And crowded four deep to the rail,
All eager to share in this fine piece of news
Which the captain soon heard from the watch.
He tied down the wheel and he reached for his crackers
And cheese which he kept near the door.
In case he might someday encounter a mermaid
He knew he must use all his wits
Crying, "Throw out a line, we'll lasso her flippers
And then we will certainly find
If mermaids are better before or be brave
My good fellows." the captain then said.
"With fortune we'll break through her mermaiden"
Heading to starboard they tacked with dispatch.
And caught that fair mermaid just under her elbows
And hustled her down below decks,
Each took a turn at her feminine setting
Her free at the end of the farce,
She splashed in the waves landing flat on her...
After a while one man noticed some scabs,
Soon they broke out with the pox and the scratching
With fury, cursing with spleen,
This song may be dull but it's certainly clean!
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 9.6 (5 votes)
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