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Rank this week: 37 (↑11)
Duration: 2:59 
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He's seven feet tall
He's not wearing pants
He's acting like a monkey and he's covered with ants
He had Daddy as Uhura
And his mommy was the captain's mog
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)
He's the guy who doesn't know things
And he's gonna eat your dog
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)

You wake up in the morning
Take a nice nap
Then sit down in the corner and just randomly laugh
Yeah, his grandpa was Chewbacca
And his sister was the Half-Blood Prince
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)
He's the guy who doesn't know things
And he's marryin' a picket fence
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)

He walks into Walgreen's
Runs around and shouts
Then hands the cashier $7 on his way out
Yeah, his brother wants to kill him
And his uncle gave him up for Lent
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)
He's the guy who doesn't know things
And he's gonna be the president
Guy who doesn't know things, play the piano!

(stupid piano solo)
Yeah!
Okay now, play the drums now!

(stupid drum solo; changes to a guitar solo)
No! Get him away from the guitar! Get him away-- hey! That's a $400 guitar! Get him away from it, he's gonna br-- No, look-- Give him his chew toy and an issue of Entertainment Weekly, he'll be fine.

Well, he lives in a barn
Without a single foe
He's got a tumor shaped like Sailor Moon on his toe
Yeah, his dentist is a leper
His neighbor is a talkin' frog
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)
He's the guy who doesn't know things
And he's gonna eat your dog!
(Bop shoo-wop doo-wop bop shoo-wop)

He's gonna eat your dog! (Gonna eat your dog)
He's gonna eat your dog! (Gonna eat your dog)
He's gonna eat your dog, now! (Gonna eat your dog)
He's gonna eat your dog! (Gonna eat your dog)
He's gonna eat your dog! (Gonna eat your dog)
And you got no dog! (And you got no dog)

Yeah, you got no dog! (And you got no dog)
No dog at all! (No dog at all)
You're completely dogless! (You're completely dogless)
Nooooooo dog! (Gonna eat your dog)
'cause he ate your dog (Cause he ate the dog)
A couple nights ago! (A couple nights ago)

And it's delicious! (And it's delicious)
He tried it in a wok (He tried it in a wok)
With beans and rice (With beans and rice)
And just a hint of cilantro! (And a hint of cilantro)
And he made me have a portion (What?)
'Cause he wanted me to taste it! (He wanted you to taste it)

And it really was okay! (And it was okay)
Not really cup of tea! (Like a cup of tea)
So he gave it to neighborhood children (Neighborhood children)
'Cause he thinks the children might like it! (They might like it)
And the children shoot him (Shot him in the face)
They shoot him right in the face! (Right in the face)

'Cause they're all members of PETA! (Members of PETA)
And they subscribed to "The War to Be Arthur"! (War to Be Arthur)
And they don't like cruelty to dogs! (Cruelty to dogs)
So he sells him his vegetables! (Sells them his vegetables)
And they're so dumb they believe it! (They believe it)
(Sonic SBL)
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