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Duration: 2:16 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1999  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Trey Parker/David Goodman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Trey Parker/David Goodman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Parker/Stone/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Columbia (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Hilarity Music, Inc./Furry Carlos Music Publishing, Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • This is one of the few songs on the "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" album that isn't included in the accompanying 1999 South Park holiday special made as a blatant advertisement for the album. It's easy to see why this one was left out and is an 'album only' tune. They were only a couple of seasons into the show and they didn't need a massive lawsuit from Swiss Colony. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Stockings are hung on the chimney
    and the presents are under the tree
    and Mama's in the kitchen
    Making some.....herbal tea

    Windows are covered with frost
    and the candles are all alight
    but as I wander through this quiet house
    Something just doesn't seem right

    You see, every year the neighbors bring us a
    Swiss Colony beef log
    But the neighbors aren't around
    There's no beef log to be found
    this beef log

    Christmas isn't Christmas
    without a Swiss Colony beef log
    Without those cheeses and meats
    I don't think I can get along

    Mother tries to comfort me
    She says, "Here, son, have some eggnog"
    But I f***ing hate eggnog, seriously

    What do I see
    underneath the tree?
    Grandma got a Swiss Colony beef log just for me

    Ahhhh, Ahhhh, Ahhhh, Grandma!

    Swiss Colony beef log, baby
    That's what Christmas is all about
    Roly, poly, colonized reef hog, lady
    Makes a little boy scream and shout

    Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony
    Fa la la la la la, la la la laaaaaaaa!

    ©1999 Hilarity Music, Inc. BMI/Furry Carlos Music Publishing, Inc. ASCAP
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.5 (1 vote)
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