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| This is one of the few songs on the "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" album that isn't included in the accompanying 1999 South Park holiday special made as a blatant advertisement for the album. It's easy to see why this one was left out and is an 'album only' tune. They were only a couple of seasons into the show and they didn't need a massive lawsuit from Swiss Colony. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Stockings are hung on the chimney
and the presents are under the tree
and Mama's in the kitchen
Making some.....herbal tea
Windows are covered with frost
and the candles are all alight
but as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year the neighbors bring us a
Swiss Colony beef log
But the neighbors aren't around
There's no beef log to be found
this year......no beef log
Christmas isn't Christmas
without a Swiss Colony beef log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along
Mother tries to comfort me
She says, "Here, son, have some eggnog"
But I f***ing hate eggnog, seriously
What do I see
underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony beef log just for me
Ahhhh, Ahhhh, Ahhhh, Grandma!
Swiss Colony beef log, baby
That's what Christmas is all about
Roly, poly, colonized reef hog, lady
Makes a little boy scream and shout
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony
Fa la la la la la, la la la laaaaaaaa!
Sweet!
©1999 Hilarity Music, Inc. BMI/Furry Carlos Music Publishing, Inc. ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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