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  • Parody of "Cat's In The Cradle" by Harry Chapin (Marcus Tee)
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    Cats In The Kettle - Manic Larry Baker

    (Parody of Cat's In The Cradle by Harry Chapin)

    Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?
    It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
    Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
    But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mein
    Seems to me I ordered sweet 'n sour pork
    But Garfield's on my fork
    He's purring here on my fork

    There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
    The place that I eat everyday at noon
    They could feed you cat and you'll never know
    Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
    They fry it real crisp in dough

    Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
    As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
    I said, "Not today, I lost my appetite.
    There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
    I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
    When I swear I heard it meow
    And that is when I knew

    There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
    Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
    They say that it's beef or fish or pork
    But it's purring there on my fork
    There's a hairball on my fork
    (Marcus Tee)
    Current Rating 7.7 (2 votes)
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