Cat's in the Kettle by Bob Rivers

Song Details

Cat's in the Kettle
By: Bob Rivers

		Play Sample:

This song is not available for free download
due to copyright or license restrictions.

Duration:	1:37
Release Date:
Lyrics By:
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Licensing:
Keywords:

Reviews:

Facts:

Parody of "Cat's In The Cradle" by Harry Chapin (Marcus Tee)

Web pages about this song:

Where to Buy:

itunes store (himBme)

Song Lyrics:

Cats In The Kettle - Manic Larry Baker

(Parody of Cat's In The Cradle by Harry Chapin)

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet 'n sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat everyday at noon
They could feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, "Not today, I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it meow
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork (Marcus Tee)

Rate This Song:

(Login to cast your vote)

Current Rating 7.7 (2 votes)

Available on the following albums:
Contact us if you know of an album that contains this song

Played on 15 shows:
	08-29-20, #AOTA-200829	07-12-08, #BR-08-24
	05-26-19, #OTR-5-21	05-10-08, #BR-08-15
	07-31-17, #OTR-3-31	02-18-07, #MMS-66
	08-18-16, #ISGD-16-35	02-07-07, #KMCC_3-07
	05-24-15, #BWR-15-05-24	04-30-06, #MMS-25
	08-31-13, #AOTA-130831	06-23-04, #KMCC_1-15
	08-16-11, #BWR-11-08-16	02-11-04, #KMCC_1-04
	02-01-09, #MMCZ 09-04
	= Show you can listen to online

Song Images:

Messages about the song: "Cat's in the Kettle"

	Online - - 05-28-07 07:52 AM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d cool

Enter a New Message

Message:

Show/Hide Border
Table Properties
Delete Table
Row
- Insert Row Above
- Insert Row Below
- Delete Row
Column
- Insert Column to the Left
- Insert Column to the Right
- Delete Column
Cell
- Merge Cells Horizontally
- Merge Cells Vertically
- Split Cell Horizontally
- Split Cell Vertically
- Delete Cell
Cell Properties
Table Properties
Properties...
Image Map Editor
Properties...
OpenLink
Remove Link
Insert Select
Cut
Copy
Paste
Paste from Word
Paste Plain Text
Paste As Html
Paste Html

Zoom

Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.