Band-Aid  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	3:45
Release Date:	2006  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
Released By:	www.Spaff.com (Captain Wayne)
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Licensing:	CC
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Parody of Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" (Captain Wayne)

Web pages about this song:

Spaff.com "Band-Aid" Parody of Daniel Powters "Bad Day" (Captain Wayne)

Where to Buy:

Robert Lund - Online Store (Spaff.com)

Song Lyrics:

Where are my guts when I need 'em the most? A bee stung my arm and I'm white as a ghost I scraped up my knee; I'm such a klutz And nothing hurts more than paper cuts But Band-Aids always fix them all I played with your thresher down on the farm It caught on my sleeve and it tore off my arm You told me your pit bulls were polite You told me your gators didn't bite But oops they chewed my kneecaps off Do you have a Band-Aid? It's just what I need To patch up these spots Where my bullet holes bleed And one for each cheek I caught on barbed wire And third-degree burns From my hair catching fire I need a Band-Aid I'm sure it will heal My leg that got crushed By your automobile I caught a grenade: I need a Band-Aid The trick is to clench your teeth and grin I might need a couple aspirin And maybe rubbing alcohol D'ya have a Band-Aid? To put on this scratch I sat on a mine And my butt came detached My parachute broke I crashed on my back My liver popped out And I can't put it back I need a Band-Aid To stick to this place Where hammerhead sharks Came and bit off my face I need a Band-Aid Sometimes you're faced with life's little scrapes Or a slight dermal injury When I get booboos, I smile and sing I'm stuck on Band-Aids, 'cause you see They're stuck on me So where are my guts when I need 'em the most? (Oh, where'd they go?) They all got poked out; I'm impaled on a post Do you have a Band-Aid? The anti-germ kind? To stick on these limbs That I'm leaving behind I might need one more I just realized Those alien squids Must have sucked out my eyes I need a Band-Aid To unbreak my spine My head just fell off One more time But I'll be okay: You have a Band-Aid (Captain Wayne)

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Robert's Basement

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Played on 20 shows:
	01-04-19, #WOTR_119		12-31-06, #MMS-60
	07-08-17, #AOTA-170708		12-31-06, #06-53
	09-09-14, #BWR-14-09-09		09-17-06, #06-38
	02-05-12, #MMS-152		09-10-06, #06-37
	02-19-11, #MMS-142		08-27-06, #06-35
	10-08-10, #ROTP_320		08-13-06, #06-33
	04-06-08, #08-14		08-06-06, #06-32
	03-01-08, #ROTP_184		07-30-06, #06-31
	02-16-08, #BR-08-06		07-16-06, #06-29
	09-08-07, #ROTP_159		07-02-06, #FFM-45
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