Twelve Days Of Christmas by Bob & Doug McKenzie

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Twelve Days Of Christmas
By: Bob & Doug McKenzie

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Rank this week: 10 (↑20)

Duration:	4:46
Release Date:	1982 (CapSuper)
Lyrics By:	Moranis/Thomas (CapSuper)
Music By:	Moranis/Thomas (CapSuper)
Produced By:	Marc Giacomelli (sav-man)
Released By:	Mercury (CapSuper)
Published By:	Hoser Music (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP #200060979 (M_Robertcop)
Keywords:	BEER, CHRISTMAS, GREAT WHITE NORTH, MCKENZIE BROTHERS, SCTV

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Reworking/parody of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" (czwrefsteven)

From the 1981 album GREAT WHITE NORTH. (sav-man)

Bob & Doug's hilarious take on the Christmas classic. (sav-man)

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Song Lyrics:

Okay, good day, this is
Our Christmas part of the album
And you can play this
At your Christmas parties, uh
Or to yourself on Christmas Eve
If there's nothing else to do

Good day, eh (yeah)
In case you thought, like
I wasn't on this part

Oh, I guarantee you, you'd be on
Okay, so, good day
This is the Christmas part
And, we're gonna tell you
What to get, uh
Your true love for Christmas

Look out the window

Where, what are you doing?

Snow, hosehead

Oh, it's the Great White North
And it's snowing, 'cause
It's Christmas time
Hey, hoser

What?

Here's a quiz, quiz for Doug

Okay, I have my thinking toque on

Yeah, right, what are
The twelve days of Christmas
'Cause, figure it out, right
Christmas is when

Uh, the 25th

Right, and what's the 24th
Christmas Eve, right
So, that's two (that's two)

And then, what's after that

Uh, Wrestling Day

No, get out

Boxing Day, yeah, yeah

That's three (I knew)
Then what's after that...nothing

New Year's (four) and what's
(New Year's Eve) five (okay)
Where do you get twelve?

Uh, there's two Saturdays
And Sundays in there, that's four
That's nine and three other days
Which I believe are the mystery days

Okay now, this is our Christmas song
In case you don't know what
To get somebody for Christmas

There's lots of ideas in here
So listen and don't get stuck

By the way, that's me on the organ
(Aw, jeez) you start (okay)

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me, a beer
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer

There should be more there
(Where) on the...go

Fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree, see, you need more

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree

Okay, on the sixth, you go
Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree, okay

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven packs of smokes (nice gift)
Oh, six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree

Right, I keep forgetting

Phew, this should just be
The two days of Christmas
It's too hard for us
(Um) go, hoser (oh)

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer on my tree

Yeah, that beer's empty
Okay, day (twelve) twelve

Good day
And welcome to day twelve

Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree

Beauty, eh
Where'd you learn to do that
Uh, albums

Boy, so, like, that's our song
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
And good day
Good day, everybody

Happy New Year too

Okay, you know what you left out
(What) donuts
I told you to get me donuts

Either on the ninth day
Or the tenth day
Or the eleventh day
I wanted donuts

Okay, the song's over
But I want
Merry Christmas, everybody

Or on the twelfth day
You coulda got me a dozen donuts
So, go out to the stores
And get some presents.

You coulda gone down to
Like, the good donut shop
Where if you buy a dozen
You get another one free
And then thirteen for
The thirteen days of Christmas

Well, next Christmas
I'll get me a chainsaw
Take off

Boy, that song was a beauty
It moved me
Yeah, I think it ranks up there
With Stairway to Heaven (what?) (jammin DIA)

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Available on the following albums:
Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD	Great White North
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Played on 93 shows:
	12-22-23, #ISGD-23-12	12-22-03, #XM-31
	12-17-22, #AOTA-221217	12-21-03, #03-51
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	12-04-13, #ISGD-13-52	12-17-89, #89-51
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	12-18-05, #05-51	12-12-82, #82-50
	12-19-04, #04-51	12-12-82, #KMET-82-50
	12-12-04, #XM-81	12-05-82, #82-49
	12-08-04, #KMCC_2-07
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	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 01-16-19 11:52 AM - 6 years ago
	For some inexplicable reason, both visitors and search bots alike love this song. It's quite often on the site's "Most Popular Songs This Week" list no matter what time of year it is. The other big 'most popular' Xmas song is "Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern)" by the late Bob Dorough & Miles Davis. In this one's case, I just think the search bots are hunting for 'Miles Davis.' Either way these are rather specific tunes that rarely vanish from the favorites list.

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