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Duration: 4:00 
Release Date: 2002 
Lyrics By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Music By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Produced By: Randy Green (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Licensing: BMI  #13404652 (artpaul) 
  • I hope this is funny to you but if not it could be my style. It is sarcasm at the fact that I was so addicted to caffeine I was drinking a liter a day.The word Koke is spelled with a K to avoid any lawsuit with any one certain brand because really it's any brand of Cola or rootbeer that has caffeine.Am I still addicted ? No and I'm not sure if it was the Lord though I think it might have been or maybe laziness and the combination between the 2 and my wife"s encouragement. Anyways one cold Thursday after going to morning prayer I decided I would just have a can of pop instead of buying 3 2liters to have to buy 3 more in 5 or 6 days. So for a whole week I drank 12 oz a day and then I decided I don't even need that. So now I drink juice or Koolaid and also water.Sometimes I like to drink a water juice with added vitamins.An occasionally a caffeine free soda too. (artpaul)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Maybe it’s because it’s the weekend
    Or maybe it’s because it’s just Friday
    Or maybe it’s because your kind of bored
    But you’ve gotta have a Koke

    So you stick your hand in your pocket but you don’t find nothing
    Yeah and your dollars are disappearing
    You don’t get paid until next Monday
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    So you go back to your apartment and you look for change
    You find foreign coins but they don’t work in the pop machine
    And pennies don’t work neither
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    Your twitching and your hair is itchy
    Your buzzing about like your nervous
    Your wondering what your gonna do about it
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    Maybe it’s the fact that your girlfriend dump you
    Or you just got fired from your job
    Maybe cause you broke your skateboard
    But you’ve gotta have a Koke

    Hey lets face it your really addicted
    Could it be caffeine has got you
    Or could it be you like those ads on the commercials
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    Yeah your digging around your apartment for any dime or nickel
    You call up your girlfriend’s boyfriend’s grilfriend’s grilfriend’s boyfriend’s to ask about the money she owes you
    Then she says you owe her a 20
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    This kazoo solo is not solving your problem
    And you’ve gotta have a Koke

    Now sing it with me everybody out there

    You’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke
    (Real easy words)You’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke
    You’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke, you’ve gotta have a Koke
    Pay for by the Brainwashing Kola Institute

    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    05-02-16, #MM-463
    = Show you can listen to online
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    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  10-03-17 02:08 PM  -  5 years ago
    Art Paul, Wayne fixed this (and all similar pages) just now. It was caused by an injection attack. Damn Russians.
    artpaul   Offline  -  Artist  -  09-28-17 02:18 PM  -  5 years ago
    You've Got To Have a Koke by Art Paul Schlosser there is 2 pages for this song
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