Cheap Romance by Art Paul Schlosser

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Cheap Romance
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	3:07
Release Date:	1994 (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #13545016 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, CLOTHES, FOLK, HUMOR, KAZOO, POOR, ROMANCE, WALTZ

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Hi I’m The Next gonna be the next President I’m a candidate running and I just want to say I’m not perfect and there’s a lot of woman out there that I don’t remember there names and they’re really pretty and they treat me really nice and then all of a sudden their angry at me because I didn’t remember their names or I don’t have a lot of money. I just want to say to them I think they’re nice any how and I’m not God or perfect and that’s why I’m a good choice because I’m honest and I’m telling you this now

Darling the glasses are plastic
Champagne is imported from Chicago
Darling the glasses are plastic
Your hairs all done all up with 16 layers of hairspray you got from a can out of the garbage

Your earings are dime store brass
Your dress is polyester
Your earings are dime store brass
I’m wearing an expensive suit I got at goodwill for a dollar

Darling the glasses are tin
Champagne is imported from Fitchburg
Darling the glasses are tine
Your wearing some perfume that you borrowed from the Avon Lady

We’re eating caviar from a TV dinner
We’re watching a romantic movie on the neighbor’s TV though their window
We’re eating caviar from a TV dinner
I love you, I want to marry you here’s a ring I got from a crackerjack box
I love you, I want to marry you here’s a ring I got from a crackerjack box

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Available on the following albums:
Vote For Me, Its a Joke	The Best of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)
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	10-20-03, #ISGD-03-41

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