Junk Mail by Art Paul Schlosser

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Junk Mail
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	2:01
Release Date:	1992 (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #13507192 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, COMEDY SONG, FOLK, JUNK MAIL

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Song Lyrics:

Junk mail
Junk mail
In my mailbox

Telling me lies
And alibis
& 600 cures for chickenpoxs

A cow that milks
Chocolate milk
For 6 thousand dollars

Glow in the dark
Flouresent Silk
Comes in 3 colors

A preacher who
Yes it’s true
Needs a million dollars or he’ll die

A 101
Ways to
Walk across the sky

It’s not that I doubt
What these things are about
It’s just that I think they’re all lies

So I throw them all
In my garbage can
And kiss them all goodbye

So I take them all
To the recyling plant
I kiss them all goodbye

So I use them all
For scratch paper
And I kiss them all goodbye

So I use them all
For bacon drippings
And I kiss them all goodbye

A 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye

And if you like
I’ll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye

Yeah cause once we use all the trees
It will be hard to breath
And we can kiss ourselves goodbye

Yeah 101 ways
To use junk mail
And kiss it all goodbye

So if you like
I’ll send you my brochure
And you can kiss it all goodbye

Cause once we’re dead
We can kiss ourselves goodbye

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