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Snot is universal. There are some things that work in comedy because they're universal; because they're things we all definitely know about, man. But we don't always talk about 'em. Snot is way down the list of priorities. Invariably, if you find yourself talking about snot to a friend, there are some other topics you've missed. So somebody's got to tell ya what you already know that's fun to think about.
First of all, snot is the original rubber cement. Thumb and forefinger, heavy friction. Try to toss one away. They won't go. Ya gotta wait..ya gotta put it in the other hand and dirty up your fingers. And they go Wooooo! And they never make a noise. When a little snot lands, it just goes-"..." Just like that. "Snot landed nearby house today." I threw it outta a car.
Didja ever pick you nose and have a guy walk around a corner- "Hi, Bill! How are ya? Shake your hand." "My right arm is paralyzed." "Oh, that's okay. Why doncha put that thing back in your nose and come in my office." Put it behind your ear and...
Actually, you can put them back in your nose. A lotta people, when they're stuck for a place to put one, they don't think- "You can put it back!" They're viable for four hours after picking. After that, it's a struggle, but, uh. Put in on in there but don't jar it loose; they come out. Ya gotta sit still for the first hour or so. But we never think of that stuff, man. It's a release, y'know, it's a..
Snot is also camouflage colored. Nature in its wisdom. It's camouflage; the color of the land. It's your basic off-greens and off-browns, huh? Depending on what you have. And, uh..imagine if snot was fluorescent! Day-Glo mucus! There'd be no place to hide them. See, the camouflage is good, color of your trees and wood furniture. Where're you gonna put a fluorescent snot? You gotta go down to the head shop; wipe it on a poster. Sure. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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