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Duration: 2:30 
Release Date: 1985  (DJ Particle) 
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Yeah, It was another Pay Day. I was tired of being a Mr. Goodbar. So when I saw Ms. Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. I whipped out my Whopper and whispered "Hey Sweet Tart, how would you, like to Crunch into my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar." Well, she immediately went down on Tootsie Roll and... You know, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots.It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh, Henry! Oh, Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the ol' Milky Way. She asked if I was into M & Ms. I said "Hey, Chicklet... No kinky stuff" I said "Look you little Reese Piece. Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O' Honey." Ooh, what a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too. She screamed "Oh, Crackerjack! You're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road into her Peanut Butter Cup. While I was giving it to her Good and Plenty, all of a sudden... My Starburst! Yes, luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later... Out popped a Baby Ruth. (davidlougy)
Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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