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2:30
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1985 (DJ Particle)
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| Yeah, It was another Pay Day. I was tired of being a Mr. Goodbar. So when I saw Ms. Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. I whipped out my Whopper and whispered "Hey Sweet Tart, how would you, like to Crunch into my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar." Well, she immediately went down on Tootsie Roll and... You know, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots.It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh, Henry! Oh, Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the ol' Milky Way. She asked if I was into M & Ms. I said "Hey, Chicklet... No kinky stuff" I said "Look you little Reese Piece. Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O' Honey." Ooh, what a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too. She screamed "Oh, Crackerjack! You're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road into her Peanut Butter Cup. While I was giving it to her Good and Plenty, all of a sudden... My Starburst! Yes, luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later... Out popped a Baby Ruth. (davidlougy) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(3 votes)
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| Played on 38 shows: |
 | 11-27-21, #AOTA-211127 | | 06-08-86, #KMET-86-23 |
| 11-01-16, #KMCC-11-05 | | 05-18-86, #KMET-86-20 |
 | 11-22-14, #14-47 | | 05-11-86, #KMET-86-19 |
| 03-29-14, #14-13 | | 04-20-86, #KMET-86-16 |
| 07-17-10, #10-29 | | 03-16-86, #KMET-86-11 |
| 06-28-09, #09-26 | | 02-09-86, #KMET-86-06 |
| 08-26-07, #MMS-90 | | 01-05-86, #KMET-86-01 |
| 04-10-06, #WB-01 | | 09-08-85, #KMET-85-36 |
| 11-12-05, #MMS-4 | | 08-18-85, #KMET-85-33 |
| 05-26-03, #ISGD-03-20 | | 08-04-85, #KMET-85-31 |
| 04-14-03, #ISGD-03-14 | | 07-28-85, #KMET-85-30 |
| 12-27-87, #KLSX-87-52 | | 07-14-85, #KMET-85-28 |
| 12-28-86, #KMET-86-52 | | 06-30-85, #KMET-85-26 |
| 10-12-86, #KMET-86-41 | | 06-23-85, #KMET-85-25 |
| 09-07-86, #KMET-86-36 | | 06-16-85, #KMET-85-24 |
| 08-24-86, #KMET-86-34 | | 06-09-85, #KMET-85-23 |
| 08-03-86, #KMET-86-31 | | 06-02-85, #KMET-85-22 |
| 06-29-86, #KMET-86-26 | | 05-26-85, #KMET-85-21 |
| 06-15-86, #KMET-86-24 | | 05-19-85, #KMET-85-20 |
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