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Rank this week: 17 (↑28)
Duration: 2:13 
Release Date: 1988  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Taylor (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Evans/Livingston (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Sony/ATV/Harmony (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #490062170 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Keywords: CHRISTMAS, PARODY, SHOPPING 
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Song Lyrics:
Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!

City sidewalks
People ticked off
Filled with hatred and fear
In the air is the sweet smell of Christmas
People pushing
People shoving
Twenty shopping days left
Pretty soon, it will be Christmas Day

Beat the deadlines
Read the headlines
Seven people shot dead
Just because some dumb fool got impatient
What's the trouble?
On the double
It will all end too soon
Pretty soon, it will be Christmas Day

Ring a ling
Do your thing
It's chaos time in the city
Spending cash
Vendors bash
Soon it will be Christmas Day

See the billboards
People in hordes
Storm the aisles in stride
Grabbing something to give someone somewhere
It's the wrong size
and it's not wise to butt into the lines
You may end up with two broken legs

Store patrol
Save my soul
It's chaos time in the city
Pretty snow
Mistletoe
Soon it will be Christmas Day

Santa: "Ho Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas, little boy! What do you want from Santa Claus this year?"

Boy: "Hey, Santa! I want an Uzi machine gun, G.I. Joe, Warriors of War...I want blood and guts all over the place, yeah, yeah!"

Plastic faces
Spending plastic
In a plastic parade
Doesn't anyone have any money?
It's the Eighties
Feels like Hades
Guess it's how it all goes
Pretty soon, it will be Christmas Day

Off we trod
Spend your wad
On merchants fat and so greedy
What a joke
Now I'm broke
Soon it will be Christmas Day
Soon it will be Christmas Day
Soon it will be Christmas Day
Soon it will...
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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