Copyright 2007 David Tanny. All Rights Reserved.

Boobs Boobs Boobs
by David Tanny
from "Stupid Audio 4.0"

1
We love them a whole lot,
They go up and they go down.
They jiggle at all times.
They're big and they're round.

2
The ladies are flaunting them
We enjoy watching 'em
They can bounce them all they want,
Just like Rusty Warren

3
They're not just for ladies,
Some men have boobs too
And on the flip side,
Some men are just boobs

4
A celebrity cutie
Alyssa Milano
Has the nicest pair of all
She's the hottest babe we know

5
Do you like boobs a lot?
Yes, we like boobs a lot.
You gotta like boobs a lot.
We must like boobs a lot.

6
Don't matter if they're big,
Don't matter if they're small,
They just have to be real,
We just like them all.

7
We don't like silicon,
Because they're phony,
Fake boobs don't look good,
Fake boobs are not for me.

8
Real boobs don't stand up,
When ladies lay down,
Fake boobs are no fun,
They just make me frown.

9
So keep those boobs real,
And I will be happy,
Just leave them as they are,
Or they will look crappy.