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1986 (The Judge)
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Lyrics By:
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Phil Pope/Rob Grant/Doug Naylor (The Judge)
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Phil Pope/Rob Grant/Doug Naylor (The Judge)
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| Facts: |
| Grant & Naylor were the creators of the TV Sci-Fi comedy "Red Dwarf" (The Judge) |
| From satirical TV puppet show "Spitting Image" (The Judge) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for mororonic holidays
that nauseate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nauseating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes, you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Araphaho
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
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Current Rating
8.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 21 shows: |
 | 10-01-22, #AOTA-221001 | | 05-07-16, #AOTA-160507 |
| 09-26-20, #AOTA-200926 | | 03-01-14, #AOTA-140301 |
| 08-01-20, #AOTA-200801 |  | 03-09-13, #13-10 |
| 07-25-20, #AOTA-200725 | | 09-01-12, #AOTA-120901 |
| 03-14-20, #AOTA-200314 | | 08-04-12, #AOTA-120804 |
| 02-01-20, #AOTA-200201 | | 07-14-12, #AOTA-120714 |
| 12-01-18, #AOTA-181201 | | 06-04-06, #MMS-30 |
| 10-14-18, #OTR-4-41 | | 02-08-87, #87-06 |
| 10-07-18, #OTR-4-40 | | 01-25-87, #87-04 |
| 03-03-18, #AOTA-180303 | | 07-20-86, #86-29 |
| 11-18-17, #AOTA-171118 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d The song was 'inspired' by the dreadful records which became summer hits in the UK from the mid-70s onwards, records which were usually first heard by Brit tourists on package holidays to Spain.
As if to prove that satire can sometimes itself be satirised, "The Chicken Song" went to #1 in the UK singles chart...(!)
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