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That's My Cooking 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 2:58 
Release Date: 9/20/2007  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (In My kitchen where Ramen's king
    When nuke meets spoon and blows up things)

    When the oven flames high like a pyro surprise
    That's My Cooking
    When the chef seems to cry cause I blew up his pie
    That's My Cooking
    The Pan Stings Oh-my-god-it-stings, Hate-this-cooking-thing
    And I screamed "s**t or Dammit"
    Grilled Cheese baked over-cooked-today, always-burnt to-shame
    Not a way to impress eh?

    When the noodles turn blue because I'm such a fool
    That's My Cooking
    When someone eats my meat and blood drips on their feet
    Food is raw
    When you smell all my stink bet you know to be
    running away-oy vei
    Silly Me, tongue in cheek, the story of the week
    That's My Cooking

    When the Toaster blows high like the 4th of July
    That's My Cooking (that's his cooking)
    When the class laughs and cries like Weird Al just stopped by
    That's My Cooking (that's his cooking)
    Alarms ring ring-a-ling-a-ling, sirens-scream-and-sing
    And fingers fling in my face
    I just say tried-to-cook-today, tried-to-cook-okay
    No I can't eat my cheese cake (yucky cheese cake)

    If the food makes you drool just like DiGiorno's do
    Not My Cooking
    If you want to eat wheat without feeling tipsy
    Don't call me
    When you walk in on me and It's burning the
    ceiling, oh help me please
    Excuse me, I warned thee, back before you met me
    That's My Cooking
    (My Cooking)
    That's My Cooking. . . .
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