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Rank this week: 24 (↑16)
Duration: 2:07 
Release Date: 12/22/1985  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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Nasty Xmas songs set to happy little tunes always seems to fit in no matter how times change. The kids are always ugly, everyone's always broke afterward and Santa's always drunk- well, you'd be, too, if you had ugly, spoiled little bastards wailing at you all day.- Stavro Arrgolus
  • This was issued on a 45. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Christmas- a special time of year
    Suicides, moldy fruitcake and shoplifting

    Santa- he's fat and smells like beer
    You know he ripped off all the toys that he'll be bringing

    Tinsel, holly, mistletoe
    Heart attacks from shoveling snow
    Beggars in the street
    Eating reindeer meat
    Maybe it's someone you know


    Christmas- a time for shopping sprees
    Your credit rating's on a sleigh ride to disaster

    Checkbooks, cash and credit cards
    will all be there to help you make that sleigh ride faster

    The yuletide season's just begun-
    "Christmas sucks and so does Santa!
    Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah
    Nyah Nyah
    Nyah Nyah!"

    Time for office party fun-
    "Jingle bells, Rudolph smells
    Hope he runs away!"

    We're sick of making toys
    For ugly girls and boys
    We know why lions eat their young


    Christmas is something to avoid
    Pushing, shoving, biting, scratching, screaming, kicking

    Christmas is like a hemorrhoid
    It's here today
    Gone tomorrow
    but will flare again next year
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.0 (4 votes)
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