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(spoken prologue)
This next song doesn't go SOMETHING like this. It goes EXACTLY like this:

(sung with guitar)
Eddie was a friend of mine.
He was killed playing checkers.
You know that term "king me"? The other guy wasn't sure what he said.

Phil was a friend of mine.
And he was killed walking into a walk-in closet.
He was walking way too fast and way too far.

Dennis was a friend of mine.
And he was killed breaking a wishbone.
Nobody knows if it was an accident or a suicide; they don't know what he was wishing for.

Bob was a friend of mine.
Nothing happened to him.

Warren was a friend of mine.
He used to play the guitar down in the subway.
Then, one day, he decided to go electric and he plugged into the "third rail" and he died.

Like my daddy used to say, "If worst comes to worst, we're screwed!"
He told me to think of the sunset from the sun's point of view.
He told me I was was born eight-and-a-half months premature.

Paul was a friend of mine.
And he was killed playing "tag".
It wasn't really "tag"; it was "push"...
...near the Grand Canyon.

When I was a little kid, I had a pet possum
And he would never, ever, ever play dead.
And it pissed me off so much that I killed him.

You think that maybe, maybe I'm crazy?
On a scale of one-to-ten, six being the highest.
Like my daddy said, "My guardian angel must be an alcoholic."
He told me that wind chimes were for stupid people so they'd know when there's a breeze.

(song ends; applause)

Thank you very much. Thanks a lot.

(more applause)
(ChrisWolvie)
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