I Heart Thanksgiving  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:58
Release Date:	11/16/2007  (Tim P. Ryan)
Lyrics By:	Original-Beckley/Parody-M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Original-Beckley/Parody-M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9)
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Parody of "Sister Golden Hair" by America (czwrefsteven)

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I HEART THANKSGIVING Parody of America's "Sister Golden Hair" (Beckley) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND Well I tried to make it Monday But the hailstorm closed O'Hare So I carjacked me a Hyundai Nineteen hours and I'll be there I've got no more paid vacation And your family's always rude But I'll bust my butt to get there for the food Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout your Sister's boysenberry pies And the sweet potato casserole Brings teardrops to my eyes Though there's shloads of carbohydrates And the fat-gram count's obscene It's my first excuse to gorge since Halloween Will you feed me rolls and drumsticks? Will you heap beans on my plate? Will you stuff me till my bum sticks Out where your chair can't bear my weight? Though my seams are ripping I don't mind saying I heart Thanksgiving Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout those Pilgrims' 1620 feast It's their fault that my blood pressure And cholesterol increased If you want help washing dishes I've devised a brilliant plan: I'll just fall asleep and blame the tryptophan Will you feed me till there's nothing? Will you feed me broiler loads? Will you stuff me full of stuffing Until my gastric tract explodes? And if I'm still living I'll keep on saying I heart Thanksgiving (Gob-gobble, gob-gobble...) Go easy on those cranberries, old lady! I haven't had thirds yet! © Spaff.com 2007+ (peterpuck9)

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Played on 45 shows:
	11-16-24, #MMS-272		11-22-14, #WOR-141122
	11-12-23, #MMS-259		11-27-13, #ISGD-13-50
	11-24-22, #D101_221124		11-26-13, #BWR-13-11-26
	11-23-22, #MMS-245		11-23-13, #MMS-179
	11-19-22, #AOTA-221119		11-23-13, #13-47
	11-20-21, #AOTA-211120		11-23-13, #AOTA-131123
	11-19-21, #WOTR_252		11-17-12, #AOTA-121117
	11-21-20, #AOTA-201121		11-16-12, #MMDT20_12-46
	11-14-20, #KMCC-15-06		11-25-11, #ROTP_379
	11-23-19, #AOTA-191123		11-22-11, #BWR-11-11-22
	11-22-19, #WOTR_157		11-22-09, #09-47
	11-17-18, #AOTA-181117		09-11-09, #BR-09-81
	11-16-18, #WOTR_111		11-18-08, #KMCC-5-06
	11-25-17, #KMCC-12-07		11-14-08, #BR-08-48
	11-18-17, #AOTA-171118		09-05-08, #BR-08-35
	11-17-17, #WOTR_60		08-30-08, #BR-08-32
	11-19-16, #16-47		05-10-08, #BR-08-15
	11-19-16, #AOTA-161119		02-29-08, #BR-08-08
	11-17-16, #WOTR_17		11-24-07, #MMS-100
	11-22-15, #BWR-15-11-22		11-23-07, #MMDT20_07-46
	11-22-15, #AOTA-151122		11-19-07, #MM-133
	11-21-15, #15-47		11-18-07, #07-46
	11-25-14, #BWR-14-11-25
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