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| This version from the 'Monty Python's Previous Record' album differs slightly in wording from the TV sketch seen in Ep. 28. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Alan (John Cleese): Hello, children.
Noel (Graham Chapman): Hello.
Jackie (Eric Idle): Hello.
Alan: Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on 'How To Do It', we're going to learn how to play the flute, how to split the atom, how to construct box girder bridges, how to irrigate the Sahara and make vast new areas cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Jackie: Hello, Alan.
Alan: Hello, Jackie.
Jackie: Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvelous cure for something, and then, when the medical world really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be diseases any more.
Alan: Thanks, Jackie. That was great!
Noel: Fantastic!
Alan: Now, how to play the flute. Well, you blow in one end you move your fingers up and down the outside.
Noel: Great, Alan. Well, next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing you how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. Till then, cheerio.
Alan: Bye.
Jackie: Bye bye
Noel: Bye.
(Children's music.) (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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