Everybody Get Weird!  By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	4:50
Release Date:	2/1/2008  (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser & the great LukeSki (artpaul)
Produced By:	the great LukeSki (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser & the great LukeSki (artpaul)
Licensing:	CC
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, HIP HOP, KAZOO, THE GREAT LUKESKI, WEIRD

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This is a song that the great LukeSki took a bunch of my spoken word pieces and wrapped them together adding music and he plays the kazoo on this one. (artpaul)

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Song Lyrics:

W.E.I.R.D. WEIRD radio station ! Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! Today and only today Get this saw and will also send you these 3 other items you don’t want Lacking the ability to be wise Yes my name is not wise I’m Sam Foolish and I have been standing in rain without a raincoat or umbrella Meanwhile back at the ranch 3 headed cat claw eating monster was trying to chew Buffy’s nails Uh And so I say if we turn the left knob a little to the right But then again some people are allergic to pepper 60 years ago some lady walked into a church near Belleville So never eat poison ivy in a Cadillac Rolls Royces car This and all other spaceships Was brought to you by CIA spying foundation Where spying is more than just a way of life Sincerely your friend Pippy Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! Color’s by voice Now just imagine if you can’t see what color looks like what it would be if I describe it as voices I think yellow-yellow would sound like this And orange-orange would be kind of like this And red-red would be like this It would be kind like this you know And brown-brown would be like this Or black, black, black Purple, purple, purple And then gray would be more like this And then blue-blue would be more like this I think Well anyways just imagine Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! Dairy Farming on Mars Green Cows with 16 udders They wear cosmic space hats They Their milk taste like root beer They purr like cats They are 16,000 feet tall But only an inch wide Only an inch wide Only an inch wide Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! How about kazoo Wow that’s like gravy on your biscuit Would you like to super size that This kazoo solo is not solving your problems Join the Christmas Book Club ! Our latest best sellers are: Martyred Trees Are Dying Saint Nicholas is the Pope The Red on Santa’s Clothes Means He’s a Communist From The USSR And Reindeer Can’t Fly We still sell last years best sellers which were An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! Hey now when you go and vote I want you Your Brainwashed I am brainwashing you on this tape You must vote for Art Paul Schlosser Say it with me Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul Schlosser Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Are we WEIRD ? Are you WEIRD ? Everybody get WEIRD ! Have fun ! And keep your day job (artpaul)

Available on the following albums:
The FuMP, Volume 7	Art Paul The Remix Project	Target: Audience
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Played on 22 shows:
	06-30-09, #KMCC_5-20		04-11-08, #MMDT20_08-14
	02-24-09, #KMCC_05-11		04-04-08, #MMDT20_08-13
	12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY		03-28-08, #MMDT20_08-12
	08-30-08, #MMCZ_SP01		03-21-08, #MMDT20_08-11
	08-22-08, #MMDT20_08-33		03-14-08, #MMDT20_08-10
	07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY		03-07-08, #MMDT20_08-09
	06-24-08, #KMCC-4-20		02-29-08, #MMDT20_08-08
	06-14-08, #MMCZ_0050		02-22-08, #MMDT20_08-07
	05-13-08, #KMCC-4-17		02-16-08, #MMCZ_08-07
	04-25-08, #MMDT20_08-16		02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06
	04-18-08, #MMDT20_08-15		02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05
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