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Fan Speculation 
By: DJ Particle feat. Fan Dementia All-Stars
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Rank this week: 44 (↓1)
Duration: 3:57 
Release Date: 2/3/2008  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle) 
Music By: Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle) 
Produced By: Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle) 
Released By: Reika Recordings (DJ Particle) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • The "Fan Dementia All-Stars" are (in order of appearance):
    Art Paul Schlosser
    Tom Reed
    Carrie Dahlby
    Curtis Kaylor
    Break Man Z
    DJ Phoenix
    Luke Ski (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Music & Lyrics ©2008 by Emi M. Briet

    Oh who's calling me now?
    Hey Art, what's up?

    ART PAUL SCHLOSSER: In an upcoming Macross live-action movie, they got Ashlee Simpson playing Minmei! The Zentradi better watch out!
    What? They're going to get held back by the force of bad corporate pop?

    TOM REED: In next season's Family Guy, Peter and Brian accidentally eat each other's farts!!
    I think the writers can think of something better than that
    TOM: Well, that's funny, isn't it?

    CARRIE DAHLBY: I heard that in Book 8 of Harry Potter, Hermoine and Harry have kids! And one of them is named Voldemort! I read it on!
    Isn't that Luke Ski's domain?

    At the fan conventions and internet boards
    I'm always there, chattin' with the hordes
    Of nerds and geeks from faraway lands
    That make up the bulk of media fans
    They want to know what's coming next
    In super powers and sci-fi and sex
    Who coming back and who got fired
    It's endless talk and I'm sick and tired of...

    Fan speculation
    I'm sick of all the rumors I hear
    Regarding all the fandoms that I hold dear
    They don't make any sense but yet they still spread
    And I'll be hearing them until I drop dead

    CURTIS: In the next Star Trek movie, the Federation's in shambles and only Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Captain Sisko, and Captain Janeway can set it straight again!
    What about Captain Archer?

    BREAK MAN Z: When the Simpsons finally ends, everyone is going to turn out to be secretly in love with Flanders!
    Even Homer? I seriously doubt that!

    Studios want the plots kept fresh
    But fans see through their security mesh
    Stories leak from their workers too
    And we knew "Torchwood" was "Doctor Who"
    But disinfo trails are often kept
    For the fans less than adept
    Still other stories are just made-up mire
    And they're still believed, that's why I tire of....


    DJ PHOENIX: Did you hear in Sarah Jane Adventures Season 2, Jo Grant comes back, and they build a robot cat to replace K-9!
    A robot cat? Really? Well I got something to say about that.... Cause when I say "robot", you say "cat"! ROBOT! CAT! ROBOT! CAT!

    And later on, when the shows reveal
    The plots they tried hard to conceal
    The fans who guessed correct all cheer
    The ones who didn't, never fear
    For their ideas don't easily die
    What do they do? Oh my oh my
    If speculation didn't catch your ire
    FanFiction is where they retire! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    CHORUS x2

    BREAK MAN Z: There's going to be a Star Wars Episode 7, with Britney Spears as Luke's daughter, and she sings to her light saber in order to raise it!!

    LUKE SKI: In Futurama Season 6, Earth finally conquers Omicron Persei 8! Lrr gets humiliated by Brannigan and killed by Ndn-- ndan-- nnn-- his wife!
    I think Lrr would eat Brannigan first....

    DJ PHOENIX: Did you hear in Season 30 of Doctor Who, Martha will be Davros' love slave? And Rose is back, with a SUPER NEW DIET!
    I SERIOUSLY doubt that!
    (DJ Particle)
    Current Rating 9.7 (3 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Fan Speculation"
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  04-07-08 09:22 PM  -  14 years ago
    It's downloadable on both The FuMP Sideshow and my MySpace :) There's a link to the FuMP Sideshow site in the "Where To Buy" section
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  04-07-08 02:16 AM  -  14 years ago
    One of the best songs I've heard by you DJ Particle, I love this song. . .I voted for it again this week, where can I download it?
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