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The "Fan Dementia All-Stars" are (in order of appearance):
Art Paul Schlosser
Tom Reed
Carrie Dahlby
Curtis Kaylor
Break Man Z
DJ Phoenix
Luke Ski (DJ Particle) |
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FAN SPECULATION
Music & Lyrics ©2008 by Emi M. Briet
Oh who's calling me now?
Hey Art, what's up?
ART PAUL SCHLOSSER: In an upcoming Macross live-action movie, they got Ashlee Simpson playing Minmei! The Zentradi better watch out!
What? They're going to get held back by the force of bad corporate pop?
TOM REED: In next season's Family Guy, Peter and Brian accidentally eat each other's farts!!
I think the writers can think of something better than that
TOM: Well, that's funny, isn't it?
No!
CARRIE DAHLBY: I heard that in Book 8 of Harry Potter, Hermoine and Harry have kids! And one of them is named Voldemort! I read it on spoilitfortherestofus.com!
Isn't that Luke Ski's domain?
At the fan conventions and internet boards
I'm always there, chattin' with the hordes
Of nerds and geeks from faraway lands
That make up the bulk of media fans
They want to know what's coming next
In super powers and sci-fi and sex
Who coming back and who got fired
It's endless talk and I'm sick and tired of...
CHORUS
Fan speculation
I'm sick of all the rumors I hear
Regarding all the fandoms that I hold dear
They don't make any sense but yet they still spread
And I'll be hearing them until I drop dead
CURTIS: In the next Star Trek movie, the Federation's in shambles and only Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Captain Sisko, and Captain Janeway can set it straight again!
What about Captain Archer?
BREAK MAN Z: When the Simpsons finally ends, everyone is going to turn out to be secretly in love with Flanders!
Even Homer? I seriously doubt that!
Studios want the plots kept fresh
But fans see through their security mesh
Stories leak from their workers too
And we knew "Torchwood" was "Doctor Who"
But disinfo trails are often kept
For the fans less than adept
Still other stories are just made-up mire
And they're still believed, that's why I tire of....
CHORUS
DJ PHOENIX: Did you hear in Sarah Jane Adventures Season 2, Jo Grant comes back, and they build a robot cat to replace K-9!
A robot cat? Really? Well I got something to say about that.... Cause when I say "robot", you say "cat"! ROBOT! CAT! ROBOT! CAT!
And later on, when the shows reveal
The plots they tried hard to conceal
The fans who guessed correct all cheer
The ones who didn't, never fear
For their ideas don't easily die
What do they do? Oh my oh my
If speculation didn't catch your ire
FanFiction is where they retire! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CHORUS x2
BREAK MAN Z: There's going to be a Star Wars Episode 7, with Britney Spears as Luke's daughter, and she sings to her light saber in order to raise it!!
Must....resist....phallic...image
LUKE SKI: In Futurama Season 6, Earth finally conquers Omicron Persei 8! Lrr gets humiliated by Brannigan and killed by Ndn-- ndan-- nnn-- his wife!
I think Lrr would eat Brannigan first....
DJ PHOENIX: Did you hear in Season 30 of Doctor Who, Martha will be Davros' love slave? And Rose is back, with a SUPER NEW DIET!
I SERIOUSLY doubt that! (DJ Particle) |
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Current Rating
9.7
(3 votes)
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| Played on 23 shows: |
 | 04-26-13, #MMDT20_13-17 | | 04-11-08, #MMDT20_08-14 |
| 02-27-10, #ROTP_288 | | 04-04-08, #MMDT20_08-13 |
| 04-05-09, #MMS-122 | | 03-28-08, #MMDT20_08-12 |
| 02-20-09, #BR-09-61 | | 03-21-08, #MMDT20_08-11 |
| 01-04-09, #MMCZ-2008 | | 03-14-08, #MMDT20_08-10 |
| 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY | | 03-07-08, #MMDT20_08-09 |
| 11-22-08, #BR-08-50 | | 02-23-08, #MMCZ_08-08 |
| 08-30-08, #MMCZ_SP01 | | 02-22-08, #MMDT20_08-07 |
| 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY | | 02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06 |
| 04-25-08, #MMDT20_08-16 | | 02-09-08, #ROTP_181 |
| 04-19-08, #MMCZ_08-16 | | 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 |
| 04-18-08, #MMDT20_08-15 | | |
| = Show you can listen to online |
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fiogf49gjkf0d It's downloadable on both The FuMP Sideshow and my MySpace :) There's a link to the FuMP Sideshow site in the "Where To Buy" section
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fiogf49gjkf0d One of the best songs I've heard by you DJ Particle, I love this song. . .I voted for it again this week, where can I download it?
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