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Release Date: 4/3/2008  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "Rockstar" by Nickelback. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I’m through with calling DJs for tickets I don’t win I’m tired of trying to be cool and just not fitting in My life hasn’t turned out quite the way I thought it would be. (Whatcha gonna do) I’ll get some new D-10s And a big Cthulhu plush And a consuite I can throw parties in And a battle field big enough for ten RPs (Ha, whatcha need) I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black case with my costume in it Gonna win the Masquerade Ball So bow down at my feet. (Been there, done that) I want a new album everybody knows My own show on Dementia Radio Somewhere between Trav and Luke Ski is fine for me (How’ya gonna do it) I'm gonna trade this life for dice and games I'd even wash my hair and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big geek stars And live in fixed up basements driving junked up cars The girls like cheese whiz and caffeine comes cheap We'll all stay pale 'cause we just won't sleep And we'll hang out in the dealer rooms With the guys all looking at the big bazooms Every good fangirl is Gonna wind up there Every hardcore fanboy With his greasy hair Hey, hey I wanna be a geekstar Hey, hey I wanna be a geekstar I wanna be weird like Al and wear the glasses Wanna be a hero to the geekdom masses Spot a couple hot fanboys Screaming to me I’m not worthy. (I’m not worthy!) I'm gonna dress my ass with the darkest fashion Get a front door key to the D ‘n D mansion Gonna date an elf prince that loves to blow my money for me I'm gonna trade this life For dice and games I'd even wash my hair And change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big geek stars And live in hotel suites paying jacked up fees The girls got cleavage and the booze comes cheap We'll all be zombies cause we just won’t sleep. And we’ll hang out at the mini bar In the hotel room with the filking stars Every good Jedi Knight’s gonna wind up there Every sci-fi fangirl with her blue tipped hair. And we'll hang out in the party rooms With the Klingon dictionary And the Doctor too They’ll get you anything with that geeky smile Everybody’s got a Jolt dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar I’m gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Pop the little red pill from a pez dispenser I’ll get genius hamsters writing all my songs Ad lib ‘em every night so I can’t get ‘em wrong Well we all just wanna be big geekstars Travel hundreds of miles in rental cars Junk food comes easy and the gas ain’t cheap When I arrive I’ll just want to sleep Then I’ll relax in a big hot tub While holding my bobblehead of Sailor Bub. Every dark Sith Lord’s gonna wind up there Every hentai fanboy with his pervy stare And we’ll hide out in the dining rooms With the Rhyming dictionary and the Browncoats too And if you really need New Religious Style Everyone’s got Pastafarians on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar

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