Ode to a Food Critic  By: DJ Particle

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Duration:	4:33
Release Date:	2/29/2008  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle)
Music By:	C. Wiseman, T. Nichols (DJ Particle)
Produced By:	Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle)
Released By:	Reika Recordings (DJ Particle)
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Parody of "Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw (DJ Particle)

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ODE TO A FOOD CRITIC (to the tune of "Live Like You Were Dyin'" by Tim McGraw) Lyrics (c)2005 Emi M Briet She said I was in my early forties With a tech career before me And a layoff came that stopped me on a dime I scratched out on some word pads, lookin' at the want ads Thinkin' bout the options, and runnin' out of time Asked her what did she pick, said she became a food critic How do you do that, do you write that for the news What did you do? And she said CHORUS 1 I had turnovers, I ate Rocky Mountain Oysters I spent 2.7 hours at a place called Fu Manchu's Denny's food heaters makes their pies sweeter If I gave a bad grade, then I'd be lyin' And she said someday I hope you get this job The meals are satisfyin' She said I had finally the paycheck And now could finally pay rent And this became the job my friends would like to have I'm all the sudden speaking jargon When I'm at the Olive Garden And I went three times today, their food was rad And I always leave a good tip And I never give bad lip For what I do, and I can do it all again And then CHORUS 1 And tommorrow I will sift All through all the eateries and think about which ones I will hit Which eateries I'll hit Oh which ones will I hit Think about where I'll hit CHORUS 2 Turnovers, I ate Rocky Mountain Oysters I spent 2.7 hours at a place called Fu Manchu's Denny's food heaters makes their pies sweeter And I could smell the burgers as they were fryin' And she said someday I hope you get this job The meals are satisfyin' The meals are satisfyin' The meals are satisfyin' The meals are satisfyin' The meals are satisfyin' (DJ Particle)

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