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| Facts: |
| Parody of "Curbside Prophet" by Jason Mraz (belowaveragedave) |
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Pool Boy Prophet
Below Average Dave
(Parody of Curbside Prophet by Jason Mraz)
I’m just a Pool-Boy prophet
with test strips in my pocket
and I’m scrubbing off the Algae at dawn
I’m just a Pool-Boy prophet
can't go close to the sockets
'cause I'm all covered in water ya'll--boy
See I've gotta strong back to carry your D.E.
and I scrubbed all that grime from your deck indeed
Through the weekend cleaning all your debris
I'm gonna use my pool sweep dear, and then pump had quit
Your pool's bizarre but now these things I can fix
Sweat was drippin' from my lips and my scheduling conflicts
Well I just fixed it now
It's working wow
It's working wow, wow, wow ,wow
Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Pool is green, but I'll solve it
and I'm waiting for your butler to call
Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Yes the Acid, I spit it
just pull your check book from your pocket ya'll
Well if you're all bent out with stress, just write a check check check check
I don't smoke cigarettes cause I'm wet from that hole in your ground
Your pool's PH is near nothing in the deep end
Well I can plainly doubt you cleaned your filter,
and you've got grease all on your tiles
And is it outside your comprehension that chlorine is worthwhile
Oh get a grip there's no need to get riled
I'm starting this operation with my own style
Grab a slice of toast and then I'll read the post
because I’m heading to your place, at your pool the sun will roast
Your pool's a moat, not tryna' be a butt hole, it's really gross
Grab some booze, dead bodies float
Cause your pool is my vocation and I'm quite the sensation
See I wear this little thong, it's the ultimate temptation
You say, "I like your style from the ground up"
Swallow my pride, we'll I'll wear less for 20 bucks
Yeah I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Calcium just may fix it
oh for swimming it is me you should call
Yes I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
for some more I will drop it
and I’ll show off my rocket ya'll
I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Got Chlorine in my pocket
and I'm slating you for tomorrow, come on
I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
Got black algae I'll fix it
and I'm solving all your problems at dawn, dawn
See I'm not like no other
Cute as you'll discover
With the talent
to make green go away
Even if your pool is filthy
Yeah, I contain the ability
to get rid of every piece
of green and yellow algae
Spell my name out right
On that check you write
All the grannies say, "Dave you look so pretty"
Work in the sun-light baby
Tanning all through the day they say
"I wanna see you daily"
No way, way, way
Wo--yaaa
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow
I'm cleaning
hey, hey he-a-ey
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow
Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
The Pool-Boy Prophet
The Pool-Boy Prophet
Yes I'm waiting for your butler,
Yeah I'm waiting for you butler to call
OH I'm the Pool Boy
Call me up in the morning
Pool Boy Prophet
I can ease your pain
in the summer
Hey-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay
Somethin's different in your pool today
Oh it changed
Just pay my fine
It is turning yellow
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) |
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(3 votes)
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fiogf49gjkf0d I uploaded a vastly improved volume version of this song, however the backing track is still kinda quiet compared to my voices, I can't fix that much without re-recording it--that said, the OS is kinda that way to, so It's somewhat okay--this song is more about the words anyway--the OS and obviously the parody. . .I don't know maybe one day I'll do an updated version or something, we shall see--for now I think that simply correcting the extreme quietness of the track is sufficient.
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