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Pool Boy Prophet 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:29 
Release Date: 5/3/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Curbside Prophet" by Jason Mraz (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Pool Boy Prophet
    Below Average Dave
    (Parody of Curbside Prophet by Jason Mraz)

    I’m just a Pool-Boy prophet
    with test strips in my pocket
    and I’m scrubbing off the Algae at dawn

    I’m just a Pool-Boy prophet
    can't go close to the sockets
    'cause I'm all covered in water ya'll--boy

    See I've gotta strong back to carry your D.E.
    and I scrubbed all that grime from your deck indeed
    Through the weekend cleaning all your debris
    I'm gonna use my pool sweep dear, and then pump had quit
    Your pool's bizarre but now these things I can fix
    Sweat was drippin' from my lips and my scheduling conflicts
    Well I just fixed it now
    It's working wow
    It's working wow, wow, wow ,wow

    Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    Pool is green, but I'll solve it
    and I'm waiting for your butler to call

    Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    Yes the Acid, I spit it
    just pull your check book from your pocket ya'll

    Well if you're all bent out with stress, just write a check check check check
    I don't smoke cigarettes cause I'm wet from that hole in your ground
    Your pool's PH is near nothing in the deep end
    Well I can plainly doubt you cleaned your filter,
    and you've got grease all on your tiles
    And is it outside your comprehension that chlorine is worthwhile
    Oh get a grip there's no need to get riled
    I'm starting this operation with my own style
    Grab a slice of toast and then I'll read the post
    because I’m heading to your place, at your pool the sun will roast
    Your pool's a moat, not tryna' be a butt hole, it's really gross
    Grab some booze, dead bodies float
    Cause your pool is my vocation and I'm quite the sensation
    See I wear this little thong, it's the ultimate temptation
    You say, "I like your style from the ground up"
    Swallow my pride, we'll I'll wear less for 20 bucks

    Yeah I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    Calcium just may fix it
    oh for swimming it is me you should call

    Yes I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    for some more I will drop it
    and I’ll show off my rocket ya'll

    I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    Got Chlorine in my pocket
    and I'm slating you for tomorrow, come on

    I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet
    Got black algae I'll fix it
    and I'm solving all your problems at dawn, dawn

    See I'm not like no other
    Cute as you'll discover
    With the talent
    to make green go away

    Even if your pool is filthy
    Yeah, I contain the ability
    to get rid of every piece
    of green and yellow algae
    Spell my name out right
    On that check you write
    All the grannies say, "Dave you look so pretty"
    Work in the sun-light baby
    Tanning all through the day they say
    "I wanna see you daily"

    No way, way, way
    Somethin's different in your pool today
    Oh it changed
    Just pay my fine
    It is turning yellow

    I'm cleaning
    hey, hey he-a-ey
    Somethin's different in your pool today
    Oh it changed
    Just pay my fine
    It is turning yellow

    Cause I'm the Pool-Boy Prophet

    The Pool-Boy Prophet

    The Pool-Boy Prophet
    Yes I'm waiting for your butler,
    Yeah I'm waiting for you butler to call

    OH I'm the Pool Boy
    Call me up in the morning

    Pool Boy Prophet
    I can ease your pain
    in the summer

    Hey-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay
    Somethin's different in your pool today
    Oh it changed
    Just pay my fine
    It is turning yellow

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    Current Rating 7.9 (3 votes)
    Messages about the song: "Pool Boy Prophet"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-15-09 02:35 AM  -  13 years ago
    I uploaded a vastly improved volume version of this song, however the backing track is still kinda quiet compared to my voices, I can't fix that much without re-recording it--that said, the OS is kinda that way to, so It's somewhat okay--this song is more about the words anyway--the OS and obviously the parody. . .I don't know maybe one day I'll do an updated version or something, we shall see--for now I think that simply correcting the extreme quietness of the track is sufficient.
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