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I Am Very Envious of Stuff That's Rather Worthless 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 1:49 
Release Date: 4/3/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of Supercalifragilisticexpiolodious (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh
    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    Old toy games like Battle Ship
    and cars like the Ford Taurus
    Anything my best friend has
    Even his halitosis

    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

    My good friend think's that I'm a freak
    Because I've got this fad
    I even want me friend's physique
    And all he's ever had
    But you must think I'm quite the nerd
    My envy always shows

    I don't think it's all that absurd
    I'm jealous of his clothes

    Oh!

    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    Things like his old oven mits
    and his dog named ferocious
    He's got lots of useless stuff
    Like a glowing bed of roses

    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

    I want his chapstick and his girl
    and his old ravished tent
    His Asian swords and Batman trays
    Although they have a dent

    His junk has gotten me in awe
    even his old jet skis
    I think about it once again
    I think that you'd agree

    Oh..
    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    Even his old paper planes
    and his statue of Moses
    Give me his old play handcuffs
    And the music he composes

    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy
    I want a fiddle that is played by this guy

    So even though I'm rather young
    I can't go on this way
    I really cannot be deterred
    And I hope he never goes away
    I've stollen his divorce decree
    and his swiss army knife

    I wish I had his lavish curls
    And I want his shiny fife

    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    I am very envious of stuff that's rather worthless
    (belowaveragedave)
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