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By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:53 
Release Date: 5/31/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Clear is a parody of "Pink" by Aerosmith (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Clear, it's my best expression
    Clear, that is my newest fashion
    Clear, I don't wear any covers
    'cause Clear lets skin breathe and discover

    Clear, though I may look quite scary
    Clear, but I am so hairy
    Clear let's me enjoy the noon sun
    'Cause in truth, I just like the attention

    Clear like the liquid called Sprite
    Yeah Clear never fits me too tight,
    and Clear gives my friends quite a sight
    And I know everyone will say I'm not quite right
    When I say Clear's better now than white

    Yes, I wear it to bingo
    and Clear, as I'm out plowing the snow
    Clear, I do not pay a cleaner
    Don't fear - it's just a misdemeanor

    Clear doesn't mess with my sight,
    and Clear when I'm up late at night
    Clear destroys all of my fright
    And I hope everyone sees that it will be alright
    No matter who sees me tonight

    Now it's time to uncover
    Said it is my favorite color
    Cause Clear as the windows in mansions
    and Clear, they do not make that crayon, yeah

    Clear's always such a delight
    Clear makes me feel so alirght
    Clear it's like white but more bright
    And I know everyone is going to want to fight
    When they see me in Clear tonight

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    Current Rating 9.5 (2 votes)
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