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I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 31 (↑13)
Duration: 4:00 
Release Date: 6/14/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" by REM (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh great, I just saw her gut shake
    Gaining weight I'll go insane
    One night stand is calling late

    I guess I can't complain, Even though I'm concerned
    I planted my seed, didn't want to succeed
    Plead it isn't mine, plead, test, woah, Mine, doh!
    dreaming 'bout that screaming
    She's up late tonight, scared, right
    Mother and her brother, say that I had best love her
    While her father wants to smother me all out of spite
    Suffer as I'm freaking as I worry from the fury
    I'm creeped out at best

    Dreaming dreams, Mind is rattled, pumped, weathered, popped
    I am on a drink binge. . . .wine . . . .gin,
    Pop flow, help my woes, Obligation, little troops
    They made it through, Fear itself, on the shelf
    I cannot breast feed, That much we've agreed
    She says get a pastor, Now I patter
    This ain't right, might you think about it, talk about it,
    Big bite, light Spirte
    Each and every night

    My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
    My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
    My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
    hope it's not mine

    See the doc, been 8 hours,
    I'm distraught, son or daughter
    Scream cuss words, absurd,
    Said things I'd never heard
    Kinda just like she transformed,
    She's yearning an ending
    Yes, we did procreate,
    Through it all she was irate
    Breathe a little, Scream a little,
    push out, push out
    Hear you squeal: Thrust, thrust,
    Look though, Oh wow look dear,
    Head's here, Looking dazed and I cheer
    A sudden rush, a sudden rush, a sudden rush of highs
    Whatsername is smiling,
    Whatsername is holding it
    and so am I

    My one night stand gave birth to a baby
    My one night stand gave birth to a baby
    My one night stand gave birth to a baby (Guess my fears were overblown)
    and he is mine

    he is mine

    I think she may give birth to another (Oh, just look she's having more)
    Oh my God, my son may have a brother (Oh, just look she's having more)
    Sure enough here he comes, back to labor (This will make a lot of chores)
    and they're both mine?

    Oh what a sight, This isn't right
    The ultrasound must have lied
    Babys dropping out her hide,
    Pop out two, done right?
    David Junior, Next was Nate then
    Amy came Once you started,
    No breaks, Gonna need more rooms
    So chaotic, need narcotics,
    What a wreck, . . . Done? . . . Oy!

    **Going on in the background**
    (She keeps on popping out more)

    **Actual Lyrics to my song**
    My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
    My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
    My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
    and I need wine

    We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
    We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
    We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
    oh I'm not fine

    Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
    Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
    Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
    I've lost my mind

    I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
    I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
    I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
    Hey what's her name?
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Messages about the song: "I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy"
     
     
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-10-09 08:43 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    I fixed the volume on this one, it was 5.4 db below CD quality. . .the song was not re-recorded, it's also been updated on Soundclick for free download
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-02-09 11:14 AM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    It's Ok David, We all do that, it's why I check my stuff now and then. . .certainly doesn't bother me--thanks for playing me:)
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  06-30-09 04:00 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Done.
    davidtanny   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-30-09 12:42 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Sorry about the song ID lookup failure. It finds the songs, but sometimes doesn't give me a number.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-30-09 10:29 AM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=31179 Please combine with this one.
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