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It's the News 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:11 
Release Date: 7/17/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "No Excuses" by Alice in Chains (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Man this bites
    The news at nine
    Too impatient to research
    what they find

    A crack ho
    Caught with Joe Smo
    Wasn't riding and
    she's fifty-two years old

    Every night a story
    on the news gets told
    I'll place them on the top shelf
    It's producers this I know

    Brit's a Preg
    Dumbledore's Gay
    Not amused, I
    don't care what Oprah weighs

    Heard this too
    Writer's feel screwed
    They want more money, I
    don't make half what they do

    Every week the
    same crap, it gets rather old
    I just keep talking to myself
    It's useless 'cause news blows

    (Long Instrumental Part)

    I was fine
    'Til I heard this line
    Frozen Pizza, was
    recalled for E-Coli

    Never ends
    It's the new trend
    Exaggerate
    Report it anyway

    What is with all
    of the deceit that's told
    They have no more souls to sell
    It's confusing, that I know
    (belowaveragedave)
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