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Duration: 4:58 
Release Date: 7/23/2008  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of "Fix You" by Coldplay (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    When you try your vest
    But you've grown obese
    When your buttons are gone
    They pop when you breathe
    When you feel so wide
    That you can weep
    Such is your curse

    When you tear some seams
    In gowns of lace
    When, at noon luncheons
    You want three plates
    When you'd love some rum
    But it grows your waist
    Should skip desserts

    I'm a guy who's sewn
    Pants too tight, you moan
    But I will try to fit you

    Oh, pie a-la-mode
    And jelly roll
    When it's food you love
    You're gonna grow
    When, off to exercise
    You never go
    Bust out your skirts

    Life's swill fried your form
    From big bites of scones
    But I will try to fit you

    (Soo-wee, soo-wee, soo-wee)

    Tear seams "round your waist
    Man, you grew some chins
    You cannot feel great
    Ice cream found your waist
    Oh, my

    You've cleaned all your plates
    At barbecues, you still yearn for the big steaks
    You've cleaned all your plates
    Oh, why

    Twice your size you've grown
    Appetite? Hormones?
    But I will try to fit you
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