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| Parody of "The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy & Monica (belowaveragedave) |
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***SPOKEN PART DOES NOT APPEAR ON VIDEO***
Matthias--Excuse me Dave, would you shut your mouth for a minute?
Dave--Oh no, see I thought you were stuck on a diet
Matthias--Yeah you were too, But I just wanted to see if you ate your slice yet
--ooh you ate your slice
Dave--Oh no, definitely, It ain't your slice.
Matthias--Well Dave it's time to let you know that one's mine
Dave--Huh, no no, it's mine!
***END SPOKEN PART***
(Matthias & Dave)
You need to shut your gut
Butt is overstuffed
You don't need to eat
The slice is mine
I'm sorry that you
Want way too much food
It belongs to me
The slice is mine
(Matthias)
Think it's time to take a break
See that acne on your face
There is one half of a cheesecake
Eat it instead or go make eggs
(Dave)
But just leave that piece for me
I eat more than your fam'ly
But don't think I cannot see
That you've got sauce on your knees
(Matthias)
See I tried to stay awake
I didn't want to miss out on my take
now, without my cash you couldn't pay
Paid my way, give me my claim
(Dave)
Matthias my cash equaled yours
You don't eat what you should
Wanna take my share, and I should
It was my tip that he took
(Matthias)
The Slice is mine
You have eaten enough
My crust is always stuffed
(Dave-It's Stuffed)
It's not bland you see
The Slice is mine
(Dave-Slice is Mine)
I'm eating my food
(Dave-Eating My Food)
You stop being rude
(Dave-So rude)
Pepperoni's me
The slice is mine
(Dave)
Must you eat the things you do
You make me feel skinny too
You need to know you touched my food
and wish my roomie knew you ate his too
(Matthias)
Dave, don't even fantasize
'Cause it's you who's super-sized
Fat food dominates your life
I know your chins are getting wide
(Dave)
You can play all your silly games
My pizza you cannot take
I gave in the other day
You can't take it this time, don't you play
(Matthias)
When will you stick to your word
Go SlimFast, Pizza's no good
Get BK, it's my wine and dine
You don't seem to know the Slice is Mine
(Dave)
The Slice is Mine
You've taken way too much
You should eat some toast
(Matthias-You should eat Some toast)
There's plenty of wings
The Slice is Mine
(Matthias-No Wings! The Slice is Mine)
It is not your food
(Matthias-It's not your food)
Beat you black and Blue
(Matthias-Beat You Black and Blue)
Stomach's empty please
(Matthias-So is mine you see)
The Slice is Mine
(Matthias)
You took the food we've fought about
Give it back so I can chow
The slice is mine without a doubt
You might as well go eat Taco Hell
(Dave)
What makes you think that it was me
I've been right here, or can't you see
The sauce has run down Kristof's face
He must have put the slice to waste
(Background AmIRighters singing chorus variations)
(Matthias) He Ate Our Stuff
(Dave) Didn't eat that much
(Matthias) Guess we'll have to see
(Dave) The keys to drive oh ah
(Matthias) I feel like a fool
(Dave) I do too--------
(Matthias) We both need to eat
(Dave) The slice was mine
(Matthias) mine oh mine
(Dave) Time now for Revenge
(Matthias) Kristof's gonna see
(Matthias) The slice was mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine
(End of chorus variations)
(Dave & Matthias)
Kristof it was you
Don't run to your room
You need a wedgie
That slice was mine!
(belowaveragedave) |
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