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By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:46 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 11/5/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It is unspoken
    I'll read your mind
    and say what I find

    Guess what I'm seeing
    Just pay me a grand
    and show your right hand

    Warning don't get into a canoe
    Your friend 'May' will be a widow
    Your son will serve in Juvee if you keep him so darn confined
    Don't be afraid to get assistance
    The clerk thinks you are a cutie
    He's gonna win the lotto

    Drop that trip to Berlin
    Someone there is gonna rob you
    And he'll kick you in the shins
    Head my help, Head my help
    I am not reading a script
    Don't just take this as a token
    I know your whole life is broken
    I can say where your story ends
    So you may start rewriting


    Oh, oh

    A new position
    Will come next July
    Your boss thinks you're fly eh yeah
    and in addition he'll offer you steak
    but don't turn him away


    Your rent is now fifteen days past due
    Watch out for that armadillo
    Not today I meant tomorrow when you're out for a drive
    Taking the path of least resistance
    Stop that or you will regret it
    and work on your nutrition

    Take my words for a spin
    I can read your whole life for you
    He is cheating, I know when
    Need My Help, Need My Help
    I see a rise in your brows
    Open up to what I'm telling
    Must admit that it's compelling
    Your new friend you will soon offend
    But it can be rewritten

    Looking in my crystal ball for you
    You are twice as big as right now
    So now you can watch your weight and keep your figure in mind
    Praying for something in your finance
    You do not believe in romance
    I see both in my vision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can search from within
    Check your daughter's Winnie the Pooh
    Pull the zipper down on it
    Oh My Gosh, Oh My Gosh
    I cannot say what's in it
    Now you know I'm not misspoken
    Listen up with your mind open
    Now you can change your whole weekend
    Your life shall be rewritten
    Your life shall be rewritten

    Your life shall be rewritten
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