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| The title of this song censors 2 letters of the title on the album, so it appears that way here. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
and so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there, Mister Muslim!
Merry f***ing Christmas!
Put down that book, "The Koran"
and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And ******' celebrate
There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd
They never read a Christmas story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there, Mister Hinduist!
Merry f***ing Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
And ******' celebrate
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
HEY THERE, Mister Shintoist!
Merry f***ing Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So let's all rejoice for Jesus
Merry ******' Christmas to you
On Christmas Day
I travel around the world and say..
Taoists, Christians, Buddhists
and all you Atheists, too!
Merry ******' Christma-aaaaas
To yooooouuu!
(clapping)
Thank you, Mr. Hat.
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