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| Parody of "Rock Star" by Nickelback (belowaveragedave) |
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She's done with laying these eggs
That will sure be eaten
They think that she lays them with ease
so for lunch they are beaten
This farm turns a profit,
but that is because of her
(Think I'm gonna vault)
I wanna be a pet
to someone like Brad Pitt
and to KFC I'd like to have revenge
and an incubator
that will help me live - oh please
(We'd love to leave)
I'll need a wacky kid that don't eat chicken
so he'll ask his mom, "can we keep her" dammit
Gonna sit up at a table
and put some Ramen into my beak
(Free Me, Quickly)
Don't want no Popeye's please
and I won't peck the car
No jars of 'tatos from Hooter's bar
A bed made of something other than hay is sweet!
(So c'mon help me do it)
I'm gonna leave this live
and gather some change
I'll take a county bus
and dress up strange
Because I just wanna be a big c**k Star
Live in mansion houses, never served at bars
The food's served to me
and I'm always clean
They'll never eat me
cause they don't eat meat
and we'll eat bird feed that' above the par
In my dreams I can only get so far
Every patient chickens gonna bolt from here
Every single rooster with the wild red hair
well. .
hey hey I wanna be a c**k Star
hey hey I wanna be a c**k Star
I'm not tryna be selfish
or be a hassle
I'm mentally scarred
and this barn life gets old
I wish that I could laugh
and live closer to what'd be called free
(I'll live in Costa Rica, ha ha)
It's either flee here fast
or I'll count my blessings
Life is short for me
Soon my life is passing
Gonna spend my golden years
just running to protect my beak
(for the last time, help me do it)
I'm asking for your help,
it's not that strange
I'll even poop outside,
and I'll be tame
Because I just wanna be a Big c**k Star
Never served in boxes
and play in your yard
This world gets heavy
When you live like me
My boss will eat me
If I don't lay these
and I'm sick of all these spoiled dogs
Get left cold hard G's
by dead movie stars
Every bird is dreaming
how do we get there?
Like those evil cats
With tiger like stares
We'll hide out shortly after noon
The boss is acting scary,
and soon our lives are through
We'll get through this you see
And then we'll be wild
Every night we'll be searching for your big smile
well
Hey Hey I wanna be a c**k Star
Gonna leave that barn
and I'll hop the fences
Gonna leave them pigs
and their nasty stenches
Get free tonight, oh it won't take too long
Let's get out 'fore the light, so farmers don't come along
Well I just wanna be a big c**k Star
Live my life with humans
That don't mean no harm
The food comes easy
Put right in my beak
It may sound funny
but it's what I need
and I
promise not to harm the car
I won't lay my eggs on your son's guitar
Every half wit chicken's getting out of here
Well the ones who stay we'll be served next year
if we stay here we will all be doomed
We won't keep you up all evening
and we all thank you
We've been through many things
Live's have been hostile
Every day another brother cooked in a different style
Well
Hey Hey
I Wanna be a c**k Star
Hey Hey
I Wanna be a c**k Star
(belowaveragedave) |
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