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Duration: 3:33 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 4/7/2007  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Rex Ungericht (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Gary Hermann (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: BKSG Radio Show (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: BKSG Radio Show (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    The problem is all inside your head, mom said to me
    'Cause liver is tasty as a piece of meat can be
    I know that if you try it once then you will see
    There must be fifty ways to love your liver

    She said you really need to eat more healthy food
    Furthermore, I think your comment that it's crap is just plain rude
    So you keep sitting there
    "Til the time that you conclude
    There must be fifty ways to love your liver

    Fifty ways to love your liver

    You just spread on the sauce, Ross
    Put it on bread, Ned
    And just shovel it in, Flynn
    I'm sure you'll agree
    Gulp it or chew, Stu
    But just get it into you
    You'll think that it's great, Nate
    That's my guarantee

    You just shake on the salt, Walt
    Try it with rice, Brice
    It's much better than Spam, Sam
    So stop the debate
    Don't say it's bad, Brad
    You're just gonna make dad mad
    You're here "til it's gone, Don
    So clean off your plate

    I said the look of it just makes me want to heave
    I wish there was something I could say to get you to believe
    That I don't appreciate this
    You're trying to deceive
    About the fifty ways

    She said don't be like that, just try a single bite
    And I believe as you're chewing you'll conclude that I am right
    I was trapped there, so I tried it and then smiled with delight
    There must be fifty ways to love your liver

    Fifty ways to love your liver

    This stuff is da bomb, mom
    Better than pie, Di
    I guess I'm eating crow, Flo
    "Cause this is the best
    This is a hit, Britt
    So I'm gonna admit it
    It's more than ok, May
    I'm really impressed

    OK, now she's gone, Dawn
    This is the truth, Ruth
    Gonna need me a pail, Gail
    "Cause I'm gonna spew
    I'm turning blue, Sue
    "Cause this stuff tastes like doo doo
    I'll throw it away, Faye
    And tell her I'm through
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