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How to Earn Beads 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:41 
Release Date: 12/30/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Originally recorded in 2007, redone in December of 2008 (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Didn't get 'em in New Orleans
    Couldn't earn them in St. Louis either
    Tired of begging in the evening
    I'm not too modest, but I'm scared of showing
    and this is how you can earn beads

    This is how you can earn beads
    If I just drop my pants
    This is how you can earn beads
    'Cause I don't have no breasts

    It's not that I'm embarassed
    Scared that they'll say they're sorry
    Now I start to shake and
    The whole Avenue has been clapping
    and I drop them, lift my shirt
    My pride is swallowed as I show my whistle
    Beads were wrapped 'round my head
    and I felt like an airhead

    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no
    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no

    Next year I felt like a champ
    I said I'd earn 'em and I swear I still do
    It's not like it's just a new fad
    But showing pee-wee almost damn near killed you

    and This is how I will earn beads
    'Cause I'm not gonna bend
    This is how I will earn beads
    Mardi Gras I'm dropping

    It's not like I'm a nudist
    I didn't want to show it to be honest
    This time someone's filming
    Guys Gone Wild had caught me whoring
    Now my Mom's mad, so's my Dad
    and my ad is shown on every channel
    Wrapped my beads 'round my head
    My family said I'm not their bred

    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no
    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no
    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no
    yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no

    I never did understand them
    Purple, yellow, green beads I'm wearing
    and I guess that I have earned them

    I guess that I have earned them

    I guess that I have earned beads
    but I'm not done just yet
    I guess that I have earned beads
    but why am I obsessed

    It's not like I am crazy
    I was drunk 'cause I drank some bubbly
    Don't think I drank Burban
    Just one drip and my body's shaking
    and I'm headstrong, sometime's dumb
    Should've bought 'em at the Dollar General
    'Cause the beads 'round my head
    Make me look so braindead

    yeah, yeah
    I am not an inbred

    yeah, yeah
    Swear I'm not a butt-head

    yeah, yeah
    Tired of trying instead
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    Played on 2 shows:
    03-03-09, #BAD_03-03-0912-30-08, #BAD_12-30-08
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