How to Earn Beads  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:41
Release Date:	12/30/2008  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC
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Originally recorded in 2007, redone in December of 2008 (belowaveragedave)

Parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback (belowaveragedave)

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Didn't get 'em in New Orleans Couldn't earn them in St. Louis either Tired of begging in the evening I'm not too modest, but I'm scared of showing and this is how you can earn beads This is how you can earn beads If I just drop my pants This is how you can earn beads 'Cause I don't have no breasts It's not that I'm embarassed Scared that they'll say they're sorry Now I start to shake and The whole Avenue has been clapping and I drop them, lift my shirt My pride is swallowed as I show my whistle Beads were wrapped 'round my head and I felt like an airhead yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no Next year I felt like a champ I said I'd earn 'em and I swear I still do It's not like it's just a new fad But showing pee-wee almost damn near killed you and This is how I will earn beads 'Cause I'm not gonna bend This is how I will earn beads Mardi Gras I'm dropping It's not like I'm a nudist I didn't want to show it to be honest This time someone's filming Guys Gone Wild had caught me whoring Now my Mom's mad, so's my Dad and my ad is shown on every channel Wrapped my beads 'round my head My family said I'm not their bred yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no I never did understand them Purple, yellow, green beads I'm wearing and I guess that I have earned them I guess that I have earned them I guess that I have earned beads but I'm not done just yet I guess that I have earned beads but why am I obsessed It's not like I am crazy I was drunk 'cause I drank some bubbly Don't think I drank Burban Just one drip and my body's shaking and I'm headstrong, sometime's dumb Should've bought 'em at the Dollar General 'Cause the beads 'round my head Make me look so braindead yeah, yeah I am not an inbred yeah, yeah Swear I'm not a butt-head yeah, yeah Tired of trying instead (belowaveragedave)

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